Dave, because you are not.

@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social

WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.

An alleged cat abductor, torturer and killer is on the loose in Seattle and the city needs your help with info leading to their arrest and prosecution. There's a $5k reward for info that can identify this suspect. Contact Seattle Animal Control at (206)386-7387 and provide reference case #9600346.

Dog update: We received some good news today as my mother-in-law can have surgery tomorrow. That shortens the time before they are back together. The hospital does allow dog visits, but she does not want her heart broken. She feels bad enough that we see her when she’s incapacitated.

A heartbroken 12-year-old corgi. He’s waiting on his mom to get home. She’s my mother-in-law, and she’s having bypass surgery tomorrow. 

As a Floridian who deals with hurricanes, this fire evacuation is a different animal to me. We have the option, and sometimes it’s dumb, to ride out the storm unless it’s flooding. With these fires, you just have to leave. No option. Leave. You’re going to die in a fire unless you do.

Update: MILs dog is adjusting to being here. He slept for part of the time in my bedroom last night, even though my wife was at the hospital with her mom. He’s still spending a lot of time by the front door, but he will come to me for skritchins. He’s a good old dog.