Still waiting. This wasn’t an emergency surgery, but they didn’t start until 3:30 PM. That seems very unusual to me.
Dave, because you are not.
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
“Repost if you agree!” “SMASH the LIKE button!” Either of these phrases will guarantee that I mute you.
Ok, is it BananaRAMa or BananaRAHMa?
Waiting at hospitals really sucks. Like, really.
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Now the fun part of sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Bypass surgery takes a while. I may need a nap. Glad I brought gummies.
I’ve deleted three today, self-editing seems to be working.
We really don’t have anything to learn from trees.
Good morning. MIL has bypass surgery today. All of the happy thoughts would be appreciated.
Amy account posting a meme that says “HIT” or “SMASH” the “like” button to send a message gets blocked automatically. There’s your fucking message.
“And you’d vote him into office a third term?!? You people SUCK!”
Screaming in the night Fighting for my life I’d die for you I knew it all along Headed for the sun Our love was true #NTS
AAAAAHHHHRRGGGGHHH Ok. I’m done yelling. Y’all have a great evening.
Don’t quote a billionaire and call it inspirational. Oprah is part of the problem because her net worth increases every year. She thrives, we keep paying more. Tax the wealthy.
Dear Republicans; Please stop trying to make all women into baby making machines. We see you. Sincerely, Fathers of daughters
I see a lot of posts with limited replies, and I know why after reading the post. You know you suck.
Dog update: We received some good news today as my mother-in-law can have surgery tomorrow. That shortens the time before they are back together. The hospital does allow dog visits, but she does not want her heart broken. She feels bad enough that we see her when she’s incapacitated.
Submarines look like dicks, but dicks do not look like submarines. I don’t make the rules.
The "LeAvE PoLiTiCs OuT oF sPoRtS" crowd is awfully quiet about Aaron Rodgers and Sophie Cunningham... 🤔
You can hate Aaron Rodgers and still be a Steelers fan. I had to do it with Brady for three years on the Bucs, but at least he brought us a championship.
As a Floridian who deals with hurricanes, this fire evacuation is a different animal to me. We have the option, and sometimes it’s dumb, to ride out the storm unless it’s flooding. With these fires, you just have to leave. No option. Leave. You’re going to die in a fire unless you do.
The thing is, when you grill this steak, the dogs are your BFF.
Do you know how much effort it takes to show compassion to a stranger online? None. None at all.
This is what an actual *hero* of Irish music looks like:
I don’t just randomly mute people. I go through their feeds quite throughly, making sure that there’s not one little thing I’d like to read. I only block those that block me. It’s a simple plan for a simple man.
Update: MILs dog is adjusting to being here. He slept for part of the time in my bedroom last night, even though my wife was at the hospital with her mom. He’s still spending a lot of time by the front door, but he will come to me for skritchins. He’s a good old dog.
I can’t believe that Mitch McConnell is going to die tomorrow. It seems like it was just 50 days or so since he was wheeled, unresponsive, into an ambulance.
“He couldn’t sell ice to Eskimos” Yeah, just keep on with those. You’ve almost got it.