Still can't figure out whether the Island of Misfit Toys toys from Rudolph obey Toy Story rules.
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Goodbye 2025, you malevolent scumbag. I was diagnosed with anemia, which led to a colon cancer scare. Never been so bereft of motivation to get out of bed in my life.
I can't stop being angry at that Samsnug commercial where the 20-something guy wakes up in a large bedroom at 8:00, goes on a morning run at 8:30, and has a "team meeting" scheduled for 10:00. Life ain't that luxurious for us not-morning people.
I could really use a motivational playlist of "opening montage scene where main character gets ready in the morning" songs.
I saw this button the other day. Surely there's an amazing pun here somewhere, but it eludes me.
Last-minute reminder to donate to your favorite trusted charities for the 2024 year!
They've been fighting over who gets to gnaw my eyelids out all morning :3
I didn't know Nosferatu growing up. Once, I saw a license plate say NOS4R2 and thought it was a campaign to give R2-D2 a nose.
Starting to get sick of that pop-up window that says "You're leaving the mission area!" whenever I take a bathroom break at work.
I want my eternal legacy to be like how they do it in Breath of the Wild. Name a random-ass hill after me but with 1 or 2 misspellings.
On my way to go PBBZBBTHBTHBP in front of hundreds of senior citizens for two hours.
The cat has spoken: my right shoe is worthy of noms, but my left shoe is REALLY worthy of noms.
In King of the Hill, there are three Boomhauers. Some episodes have one Boomhauer, others have the third Boomhauer. They never show the second Boomhauer.
I'm secretly the Scarecrow from Oz, but I don't have the heart to tell anybody.
🎵 All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is nap! 🎵 Thank you, thank you. That song parody was based on me.