David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it. I wrote a book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK Phoenix, AZ, USA
Why, in the Year Of Lady Gaga Two Thousand And Twenty Six, are software developers still using text editors that don’t understand both vertical and slanted apostrophes?
Maybe it’s just me but it seems like the UK is what would happen if you let the comments section run a country. I know. I’m a USian. Our country is run by unvetted chat room moderators.
Imagine the existential horror of encountering Björk in a liminal space. Does she have a test you must pass to escape? Is she the test?
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 3d agoBjörk in 1996, by Takashi Homma
Is there anything more 1989 than Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic?
Imagine being some who just now, in 2026, became aware that turmp lies.
Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social · 4d agoHe “often just… says stuff” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Slightly off topic, but... That I don't know who the dems nominated to replace Platner in Maine tells me things are going well there and that race is now being made about the failures of Susan Collins, as it should have been all along, and not the personal life of her challenger.
David Clarke@davidclarke76.bsky.social · 4d agoYes. Yes she would. Because you gave her Battered Woman Syndrome and that’s a textbook example of BWS. That democrats called for and got Graham Platner to drop out for similar reasons but republicans won’t do the same for Max Miller tells you everything about the difference between the two parties
Yes. Yes she would. Because you gave her Battered Woman Syndrome and that’s a textbook example of BWS. That democrats called for and got Graham Platner to drop out for similar reasons but republicans won’t do the same for Max Miller tells you everything about the difference between the two parties
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 4d agoHe added, “If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?” 4/4
I like Taylor Swift in the same way that I like The Cheesecake Factory. Sometimes you just want the absolute best mass appeal mediocrity you can get, and all you want it to be is adequately satisfying.
The prompt was HOT take. Not CORRECT take. Try again.
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 5d agoCarly Rae Jepsen is a better songwriter than Taylor Swift ✨
I like to imagine that we live in a world where Lady Gaga still occasionally walks around the house in these.
Turns out bot farms are expensive and produce nothing meaningful.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5d agoThe audience for pro-Trump content has fallen from its heights and, for some creators, has reached new lows, a New York Times analysis suggests. Views are dropping for many of President Trump’s greatest allies. nyti.ms/3TLV4TV
Goddamn I want to punch a billionaire. Right in the jillybungles. I got up to use the restroom and caught a brief glimpse of her with the manager in the back. She was crying in pain. The boss told her it was ok to leave but she said she couldn’t because she has to feed her kids Best country my ass
David Clarke@davidclarke76.bsky.social · 5d agoMy restaurant server is limping. I hate our healthcare system and labor laws and our entire economic system and the concept of tipping. She should be recovering at home, while getting the care and therapy she needs, with no worries about paying bills, and restaurant prices should include service…
My restaurant server is limping. I hate our healthcare system and labor laws and our entire economic system and the concept of tipping. She should be recovering at home, while getting the care and therapy she needs, with no worries about paying bills, and restaurant prices should include service…
It’s trooo You know because it’s on the internet and you can’t put things on the internet that aren’t true.
Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧@charliejane.bsky.social · 5d agoDID YOU KNOW? For the first several episodes of original Star Trek, Dr. McCoy's nickname was "'Nipples' McCoy." Kirk addressed McCoy as "Nipples" several times on screen. It was only in episode nine, "Strike Not the Gong of Dissension", that McCoy's nickname became "Bones."
The moment you remember why you don't see a lot of older gay couples and it infuriates you.
I used to live in Misery. Oops. Missouri. Elected republicans there absolutely loathe democracy. More than average republicans anywhere. The party will weed you out if you support democratic norms while in office. So naturally they HATE that citizen referendums can override them.
Missouri proposal would create nation's toughest standard for citizen-led constitutional amendments
Over the past several years, Missouri voters have amended the state constitution to create abortion rights, legalize marijuana and sports betting and expand Medicaid healthcare coverage for low-income...
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It’s like when Kesha became Ke$ha because they were out of S’s for the marquee at Shakey’s pizza. I misread a post from @katie.bzky.team and now I’m trans. Katie is the legal authority on the matter, per the Constitution.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · last wk.yeah
I have some very important news to share with everyone.
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · last wk.you're not a gender you are trans
Is “jumping the shark” too old of a reference to use in 2026?
David Clarke@davidclarke76.bsky.social · last wk.This timeline is just trumping the shart now.
World’s greatest deliberative body.
JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social · last wk.Just another attention seeking MAGAT goof......
Storm Chaser Chasers How close can idiots get to tornadoes? Are there limits to what fools will do for likes? This Fall on TLC
David Clarke@davidclarke76.bsky.social · last wk.OMG. I’ve got it! I’m going to make a show where I chase Storm Chasers, screaming off camera commentary about how stupid they are. “Got us a Class 3 moron-o-nimbus here! This dipshit has a wife and baby at home who need him and he purposely drove himself to be 800 feet from an F4 tornado!”
OMG. I’ve got it! I’m going to make a show where I chase Storm Chasers, screaming off camera commentary about how stupid they are. “Got us a Class 3 moron-o-nimbus here! This dipshit has a wife and baby at home who need him and he purposely drove himself to be 800 feet from an F4 tornado!”
David Clarke@davidclarke76.bsky.social · last wk.Some stupid guy chases tornadoes because he doesn’t know how to masturbate. No, really. Just watch this completely stupid video of a stupid guy being stupid. It’s so stupid.
