David Cornelius
@davidcornelius.bsky.social
writer. filmmaker. TV guy. professional weirdo. responsible for Inhumanwich and other disasters. he/him. in stereo where available.
It's Texas Chainsaw day, a celebration of a movie I outright refuse to revisit because it's too damn scary. Just the thought of several images - Leatherface slamming that door chief among them - makes me squirm. So I ask: what horror movies do you find too scary to rewatch?
1. The Abyss (natch) 2. DeepStar Six 3. Leviathan 4. The Rift 5. Lords of the Deep All but LotD are surprisingly watchable.
Dave, please give us your Abyss rip-offs ranked list ASAP.
Today's afternoon matinee. It's a really The Rift, but I prefer the American home video title and artwork, so here we are.
Today's afternoon matinee. Hey, why not, let's watch all those 1989/90 Abyss-y underwater thrillers.
Phil Collins Genesis
Alt: Phil Collins does the "I Can't Dance" dance on stage
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Hey, everybody, what am I seeing? I thought this was a PARTY! LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! Post your audition gif for #FOOTLOOSE3000! It's FOOTLOOSE DAY in Blue Sky Land! EVERYBODY CUT LOOSE!
Tonight's feature presentation. I love the special edition but am going with the theatrical cut, which I haven't bothered with since it was new.
As someone who has never watched X-Files: I Want to Believe, which of the three cuts should I go with?
Tonight's feature presentation. I've never read this one, nor seen it performed. Totally new to me.
Tonight's feature presentation, which I haven't watched since it was brand new.
"Al can make mistakes, so double-check responses" Then what, I ask, is even the point
I watched "queen of outer space" with zsa zsa gabor the other night (edibles may have influenced this decision), and was looking it up later out of curiosity/procrastination, and I was not prepared for the wikipedia entry
i think a good amount of the anti-vax stuff you're hearing more and more from Republicans is that they are afraid of needles and trying to rationalize that they don't want to get an owie
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
SHERMER, ILLINOIS: We follow the five Breakfast Club kids to see what got them in trouble. A ten-part Apple TV series.
Pitch your most pointless, dull prequel idea that could potentially be greenlit in this idea-starved world. DIRTY: In which we learn how Harry Callahan earned his nickname.
Rewatching GODZILLA MINUS ONE, and on top of everything else, Doc Noda really might be the best human Godzilla character ever.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A couple rubber bands. You do not remember how you got them.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a collection of several pens that no longer contain ink and therefore serve no discernible purpose
Happy (?) “There Will Come Soft Rains” Day to everyone who knows we wouldn’t be there to celebrate it.
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
Today's late matinee. Having a ball with Kanopy's BBC Shakespeare collection.