well sure, since he died in the last one, he's gonna have to come back as a zombie or something
The Independent@the-independent.com · 11h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
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no matter how many different numbers you call from, ashley from tax advisors, I am never going to pick up
it's kind of funny that berke breathed never slept in this house, to my knowledge ... but I did
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow@tomtomorrow.bsky.social · yesterdaywas alerted by a reader that the bloom county house is for sale, though apparently in some disrepair www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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This title appears at the start of the Giorgio Moroder version of Metropolis
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It remains very funny that the reality-TV transportation secretary’s plan for doing his job was “reality TV.”
Will Sommer@willsommer.bsky.social · 2d agoTransportation secretary Sean Duffy benefited from millions in corporate donations to make a show about road trips. But two months after Duffy said the show would premiere, it doesn't appear to exist at all. My latest False Flag @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-the-h...
wow these clumsy photoshop edits sure improved this cartoon
nobody wants to live here, it's too crowded
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
98% humidity is too many humidities
"they didn't die OF cyclospora, they died WITH cyclospora" incoming
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d agoBreaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
I missed this the other day. "The ending of the tours comes after a volunteer tour guide was featured in a New York Times article detailing President Trump’s gutting of the iconic cultural institution." I hate him so much. He fills me with bile. It cannot be good for me.
f the new york times@fnyt.bsky.social · 2d agoRetribution is a hell of a drug (07/30/2026) f the nyt
just fyi, the name of the "singer" from this obvious photoshop job doesn't return any google hits, but an image search pulls up dozens of "look at this crazy hair" posts (without the album cover overlay
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next dem president absolutely must rescind this by executive order on day one
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d agoFLAG: Trump gets to keep tax immunity for himself, his sons, and the Trump Organization under the new 'deal' struck by Todd Blanche. The new order also reaffirms that Trump won't have to pay any taxes he might have owed the IRS.
Nate Silver thinking (in 2022) that this guy could someday be the Democratic presidential nominee is the gift that keeps on giving.
Jessy Edwards@jessyedwards.bsky.social · 2d agoA video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.
I said this yesterday but I didn’t want it to come true *this* quickly
I called WNET in NY to ask them to remove this video. I told them it was damaging to kids. You can call them, too! Call 212-560-1313 and press 2 to leave a message (the phone prompt seems to indicate 1, but that message directs you to 2). ny.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/ruf...
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Ruff wants to create a new poem for his fans, but he has writer's block. He ends up using artificial intelligence to help write the poem in this animated video about media literacy from RUFF RUFFMAN: ...
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WARNING EXTREMELY MILD SPIDER-MAN SPOILER BELOW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... the tracking app is crowd-sourced, it's not like spidey is wearing a tracker for it. so how exactly does that reveal in the post credits make the slightest sense?
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow@tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 3d agook I liked the spider-man movie fine, though I was unpersuaded by the pinewood studios/greenscreen rendition of new york, kind of a generic collective-unconscious nyc word of advice, dumbest post-credit blip in the history of marvel movies, don't waste your time
My REAL weight, not that made up by the fake scale, is the best it's ever been.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: “My REAL Polling Numbers, not those made up by the Fake News Media, are the best they have ever been”
a side note, that isn't really worth derailing the thread for, but I found the roger rabbit character about as annoying as I currently find the golf now gopher puppet
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but surely everyone has seen who framed roger rabbit, the popular movie that came out (checks notes) thirty years ago (double checks notes, crumbles into dust)
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d agoIs everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
during the lockdown in nyc, the sirens were incessant throughout the night. there were refrigerator trucks stacked with corpses. a field hospital was set up in central park.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoRFK Jr: Trump wanted to end lockdowns. In Fauci's diary, he talks about how the president was calling him trying to get him to reopen the country BASH: The lockdowns were down by governors K: They cited Fauci B: Govs were hearing from hospitals that their ICUs were overrun K: That's not true
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
ok I liked the spider-man movie fine, though I was unpersuaded by the pinewood studios/greenscreen rendition of new york, kind of a generic collective-unconscious nyc word of advice, dumbest post-credit blip in the history of marvel movies, don't waste your time