these campaign emails wont ever stop no matter how many times i unsubscribe, will they? like a fly infestation
just realized that saying Corn Maze is just saying corn twice.
Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel
🚨🚨🚨 Q: Is there any scenario in which DOJ would try to block states from certifying the election? AG TODD BLANCHE: Yes, of course. It is not DOJ's intention to improperly interfere with elections or the state certification process, but ...
I’ve been released from IDF custody with a “warning,” apparently because of my public profile (I told them I wasn’t even a congressmember yet, just a nominee). But several dozen rabbis & participants harvesting olives with me are still in detention.
Someday, these guys will realize how much of a pussy these types of statements make them look
it violates my first amendment rights when you make fun of what i say
remembering that i heard Sonic Youths cover of the Carpenters Superstar in a Shoprite the other day.
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
The Independent@the-independent.com · 3w agoTrump’s feds raid home of Ilhan Omar as part of criminal investigation
The 287(g) program teaming local cops with ICE has created an American secret police Check out what happens in Carroll Twp., Pa. when Sgt. Terry Williams spots a resident filming an immigration arrest It's legal to film traffic stops. This is unconstitutional (full column in 2nd post)
one Apple AI feature seems to be just reading an email you already read to tell you again that your purchase has been ordered/shipped/delivered but in another place. just the most useless feature
love how the subheader implies this story won an award
dr peppermint patty@jessespector.com · 3w agothis information is not worth $4 to me
hadnt had it for like 15 years but when did pizza hut turn into plain ole weird pizza and not some other indulgent food? disappointed.
a mens fashion trend id like to come back: socks pulled high up over your pants, mr t style
reporting my mandatory Choosing Texas experience here for compliance: pretty sure ive heard it but i think i heard a parody first, delivered in a way that i knew it was a parody. heard the song a few weeks later.
just saw a Draft Kings commercial where 2 celebrities are now free to vacation to other states because Draft Kings is now legal everywhere. its like the first line of the commercial and like… underneath is “have a gambling problem? call” legalese and im like… your actors do, thats the ad!
did sheeran not know his apology for his apology was being recorded too?
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
If Elizabeth Warren’s stated 2020 policy platform had been enacted, it would have been transformative
Lord Piss@lordpiss.bsky.social · 2mo agoocasio-cortez is clearly not a transformative politician. she doesn't even pretend to want to change the party anymore. she's elizabeth warren with more charisma
unsubscribing to marketing emails is like “verify yes or no to not unreceive zero emails”
band name idea: Tombstone Candidate tombstone candidate: “well at least i got *that* done today”
need a way to access fb marketplace without ever, even for one second, encountering facebook
dilemma of the day: is it worth calling customer service for $35 worth of ikea price adjustments
I was never a huge Mars Volta fan but that ‘22 ST album is an all timer desert island
a big red flag of mine is that my initial “im going to become the joker” type internal thought is “im going to become a disney adult”
i program stoplights as a sidegig and can confirm that yes they *are* deliberately timed to allow the cyclist you passed 8 blocks ago time to catch up to you