david malki !

@davidmalki.com

🎩 hi there! it's malki from wondermark 🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker 🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki 🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com 🔩 card game: Bolted! wondermark.com/bolted

I was googling some dialog from a puzzle in genshin impact to identify which puzzle it is so I could find hints, and the google AI seems to think I've been in some kind of coma or cryostasis for hundreds of years? this is genuinely the weirdest one of these I've ever seen

my Google search (rough quote from a Genshin Impact puzzle) said "long has been my slumber. water and soil such drastic changes" and the AI at the top of the Google search gave..... this response. Starting here, the full AI response as follows:

The world has changed much while you slept. The land is filled with new towns, busy roads, and strange machines.
## Changes in the World

* Cities and Roads: Old forests and quiet fields now hold paved streets, tall buildings, and crowded neighborhoods.
* Water and Air: Many rivers and the air carry the marks of factories and cars, though people now work to clean them.
* Nature: Wild spaces are smaller, with parks and protected lands standing where endless wilderness once lived.

If you wish to know more, tell me:

* Where you find yourself right now
* What year you think it was when you went to sleep

I can help you learn about this new time.

Catching up on some cultural gaps; recently watched PARTY DOWN (started 2009, set in 2009) and now watching FREAKS & GEEKS (started 1999, set in 1980). Deriving a complicated calculus about how a F&G show made today would be set in 2007 and therefore PD is that show

I'm glad to see that other people are noticing this too (they're also all over my neighborhood), but I have much less confidence than this author that the average person knows or cares enough for this to affect their buying decisions.

404 Media@404media.co · 4w ago

“Terrible posters are nothing new,” Jonathon Yule, executive creative director for design at Concrete Design tells us. But with these posters, it comes with “none of the charm” that may accidentally come from a business owner making something low quality.

Holy shoot, I emailed and complained to this guy, expecting I'd just get added to fundraising mailing list, and within 30 minutes he sent a long email apologizing and taking responsibility, and by the next day his website was brand new with real photos of his real community by a real photographer.

Ryan Estrada@ryanestrada.com · last mo.

Okay, I'll definitely vote for the guy promising to stand up to AI datacent-- wait, is he using AI images on his anti-AI datacenter website????

OK so now the secondary question is: Given the following options, which is the best title. Results are binding (A) Puzzle di Pasta - A Duel to Noodle On (B) Pasta Pronto - A Puzzle to Noodle On (C) Spaget 'Em - A Pasta Puzzle for 2 (D) Noodle Battle - A Pasta Puzzle for 2

david malki !@davidmalki.com · last mo.

I am working on a pasta-themed puzzle game called NOODLE BATTLE! Here is a question for you, the potential pasta puzzle enthusiast. Is this title: (A) Just fine! (B) Nonsensical. Noodles don't mean pasta. Please also indicate where you are from when you answer, I get the impression it's regional.

Obviously Italian-inspired logo for NOODLE BATTLE: A PASTA PUZZLE FOR 2

I am working on a pasta-themed puzzle game called NOODLE BATTLE! Here is a question for you, the potential pasta puzzle enthusiast. Is this title: (A) Just fine! (B) Nonsensical. Noodles don't mean pasta. Please also indicate where you are from when you answer, I get the impression it's regional.

Obviously Italian-inspired logo for NOODLE BATTLE: A PASTA PUZZLE FOR 2