Inside of you there are two wolves trying to understand America. One wolf has spent its entire life studying constitutional law. It's currently being devoured by the other wolf, who is a carnival barker
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At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...
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Turn this up! TY @djsacrilicious.com for the remix #gutthefish #RCTID
Cassidy continues on the touchline as Portland enter Leagues Cup red hot. #RCTID 🎤 Surman speaks on Cassidy's tenure ⚽Brandon Bye on his game-winner ❌Availability report for Leagues Cup What to know ahead of kickoff: www.patreon.com/TheTimberRev...
Media Roundup: Surman on Cassidy's tenure, Leagues Cup availability, and Bye's winning moment | The Timber Review
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Unreal strike by Timbers FW Gage Guerra at training yesterday. Janssen had to give him a round of applause. 🚲👏
Some of what I write doesn't fit in with my @meninred97.com coverage. I needed a place for league-wide analysis and structural deep dives. I'm calling it "The Beautiful GAM" First up: I'm going to convince you that Don Garber was actually a great commish for MLS. Here's pt 1.
The Garber Era, Pt. 1: Survival and Stability
Let's get this out of the way: Fans will always hate the commish. In every league in every sport. Roger Goodell is regularly booed at the NFL draft. When NHL fans are at their happiest – seeing their...
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MLS Referee Stats@mlsrefstats.bsky.social · yesterdayI first started collecting referee data way back in 2009. I needed something to focus my energy on in what was a time of terrible grief. Now, for the first time, we've finally got a website going where all this work I've done can be seen by all. Introducting mlsrefstats.org
I first started collecting referee data way back in 2009. I needed something to focus my energy on in what was a time of terrible grief. Now, for the first time, we've finally got a website going where all this work I've done can be seen by all. Introducting mlsrefstats.org
MLS Ref Stats
Referee statistics for every Major League Soccer match since 1996.
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The Timbers are dealing with a list of absences in their opening Leagues Cup match. Alexander Aravena will be out 6-8 weeks. ✍️Full details www.patreon.com/TheTimberRev...
BREAKING: Timbers dealt double injury blow ahead of Leagues Cup campaign | The Timber Review
Bad news has been rolling in for the Timbers this afternoon as interim head coach Jack Cassidy has revealed a double injury blow for the sid
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Jack Cassidy says that Alexander Aravena is dealing with a "longer-term" injury and James Pantemis is out for Thursday's game. #RCTID
Timbers GK James Pantemis is OUT vs Puebla after his collision with Paul Rothrock on Saturday. Shouldn’t be long term. #RCTID
"You're right to say that he's revitalized the squad. There's a new voice and a new energy. Him and the staff have done an amazing job of keeping the squad together." -Finn Surman #RCTID
Per Jack Cassidy, new signing and former Monterrey FW Vincent Janssen is not available for Thursday’s match, still awaiting visa. #RCTID
NEWS | PTFC to honor USWNT Legend Tobin Heath at Providence Park on August 22 vs Denver Summit FC #BAONPDX #NWSL The Portland Thorns Legend will sign a one-day contract to officially retire as a member of the club. stumptown-footy.ghost.io/uswnt-and-po...
Portland Thorns and USWNT legend Tobin Heath to be honored on August 22 at Providence Park
The USWNT legend Tobin Heath is set to be honored by the Portland Thorns before the Denver Summit match on August 22.
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🇺🇸🔴🔵 BREAKING: Crystal Palace in advanced talks to sign American winger/wingback Zavier Gozo from Real Salt Lake, per sources - Deal not agreed yet, but trending well. Likely in $15m region - Gozo, 19, made clear he wants to go to Europe www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...
Crystal Palace in advanced talks to complete £11m deal for Real Salt Lake wing-back Zavier Gozo (Gift Article)
Any deal for the USA under-23 international is expected to be in the range of $15million (£11.1m)
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Timbers fullback Jimer Fory is suspended for Thursday’s game against Puebla. #RCTID He picked up a red card in the Timbers final Leagues Cup game vs. Club America last year.
Good morning from a smoky Timbers training in Beaverton. Vincent Janssen and Gage Guerra are participating in full group drills. James Pantemis is on the side. #RCTID
New [alleged] divisional system might just be MLS's worst-kept 'secret.' Reportedly. Allegedly.
Jonathan Tannenwald@jtannenwald.bsky.social · yesterday"The new playoffs, the new divisions," Larry Berg drops. Do tell...
In my proposal, I wrote about how Homegrowns would be uncapped until a certain age. It was the one point that got a lot of pushback. What if I told you we’ve had very similar situations in MLS already happen that we can learn from? For FAM: The Homegrown Conundrum
The Homegrown Conundrum
Should we let Homegrowns not hit the cap?
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Pour one out for one of @mattdoyle.bsky.social best bits: Portland have leapfrogged Seattle on thr power rankings. Cassidy POWER (Also, Spartak 🤌) #RCTID tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/mls-power-ra...
Some tree photos from My regular run in noted blue city Portland
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
From mid-September I'll be joining Leeds United as club journalist. Match reports, news, interviews and features. Podcast too, ideally. Really excited. The club gets under your skin and it feels like a particularly good time to get involved. #lufc
Per the Timbers official Leagues Cup roster, Marti Cifuentes is listed and bringing at least two coaches to Portland. #RCTID Head Coach: Marti Cifuentes Ast Coach: Xavi Calm GK Coach: Javi Ortiz Guerreo
The Timbers have released their Leagues Cup roster. Eric Izoita, Lucas Fernandez-Kim, Noah Santos, Sam Joseph, and Nicklas Lund are the T2 callups. #RCTID
Portland Timbers 2-1 Seattle Sounders: Wholly Owned, Still Struggling to Close the Sale LINK: tinyurl.com/4uvxff8x Got the final score right this time. Notes on last night's win and, with the Leagues Cup ahead, some notes on the bigger picture. Not all bad, not all good... #rctid (1/4)
Portland Timbers 2-1 Seattle Sounders: Wholly Owned, Struggling to Close the Sale
Deliberately chose a hazy one... I find myself wondering, once again, what Phil Neville makes of all this. In other news, I tried taking few...
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𝐌𝐋𝐒 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬 ▫️ Neil Pierre is must-watch for USMNT fans ▫️ Robert Lewandowski opens his MLS account ▫️ Time to worry about LAFC? ▫️ ...and much more! @joeclowery.bsky.social, @benwright.bsky.social & @aclausen90.bsky.social dive into the standout players, teams & stories from around MLS 🆓
MLS Winners and Losers: Neil Pierre is must-watch, Robert Lewandowski comes good & more
This week, we marvel at a unicorn prospect. We also do a lot of other stuff.
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