Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

Considering going neo-Luddite for the duration. Using light switches as designed, downgrading to a dumb phone, shopping for an ink-on-paper dictionary.

Will whatever remains of Mitch be wheeled into the Senate tomorrow?

Does anyone ever debate the old fashioned way, where debaters take turns speaking? Jubilee is obnoxious.

Today on Bring Out Your Dead we recelebrate the death of conservative pundit/prick Robert Novak, AKA The Prince of Darkness. Novak died of a brain tumor on 8/18/2009.

The evolution of the Republican party.

I took an online IQ test and got scammed into a $40/month membership, which they billed twice. Anyhow, take 10 points off my score.

Poundshop is a British dollar store. Only in the US we are compelled to use two words. At least until someone renames it Americastore.

I like how Trump's scams largely target his own supporters.

I you have to give your email or phone no to get access, it's not free.

All these monuments he's creating to idolize himself, if they persist, will only remind us what a malicious dotard he was.

Steve Sack cartoon

Businesses should post a new sign: We do not accept Trump dollar coins It's legal

Would it be so difficult to get 2/3s of Senators to expel Fetterman?

I've always wondered how people lived in Central Texas b4 A/C. Now I know. Waiting on a part to arrive from Timbukelpaso.

Scott Bessant is no longer gay. If you can find a gay person who disagrees, they are also ungayed.

I wish he'd just punch himself in the face repeatedly instead of shooting the whole country in the foot.

Who would have thought there would be a Most Hated Ballroom category?

It's only 90 degrees out, but the A/C is struggling to keep up and me, I'm baking bread.

I hate that I'm watching news on CNN and all the sudden Bill Maher.

Guilty as charged.

Canada is America as much as the USA, Mexico, and Chile. Dumb ass.

Cartoonist: Paolo Calleri

Don't remember much from early childhood, but I do remember measles. Atrocious fever and headache. Touch and go.

Running behind. It's Taco Wednesday.

It takes about half the time to get from 40 to 80 as it does 0 to 40.

We are 40% through the 2nd Trump administration. Cöd help us.

I hope some not yet dead 80 year old takes notice of the outpouring of love he will not inspire.