Okay, so you can't provide a decent meal for that price. What can we get that's 'Food Adjacent'? bsky.app/profile/ninj...
NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈⬛@ninjakitty.bsky.social · 6d agoOh dear god - #Seymour’sSlop to end the week
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“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈⬛@ninjakitty.bsky.social · 6d agoSome of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
'Trust cannot be assumed': New standards for the next pandemic
Key official advice behind major emergency decisions will be proactively released within five working days during future health crises, following findings that restrictions during the Covid-19 pandemi...
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We need to change the national anthem to “Who killed Bambi”
We'll have to calling them the Cooker Strait Ferries. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
‘Snivelling wokesters’ won’t like this, says Winston Peters, as he names future ferries
Rail Minister Winston Peters has broken a decades old tradition, giving unorthodox new names to the incoming Interislander ferries.
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The question they failed to ask him was “when was it that the donkey kicked you in the head?” bsky.app/profile/2cov...
2covet @2covet.bsky.social · last mo.#nzpol Ahem. This is the level of average ignorance we are up against folks. 🤦 He doesn't even comprehend that he's voting for his executioner. Take the time to talk to your busy friends and whanau because they're the ones falling for the deodorant salesman's patter www.1news.co.nz/2026/06/27/i...
You’ve experienced your last Jimi Hendrix bsky.app/profile/just...
Maree (she/her)@justaddbooks.bsky.social · last mo.You’ve hawked your last lady
Coworker: I'm a bit of an antivaxer, I have lots of interesting evidence. His particular brainworm seems to be around mRNA vaccines. ...and he's married to a nurse.
At the Reflecting Pool and guys, this doesn’t look right bsky.app/profile/theb...
Stu Fleming@thebasement.nz · 2mo agoAt the Reflecting Pool and guys, this doesn’t look right
Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die
The people that act like they've got their shit together are the ones you have to be wary of. bsky.app/profile/sara...
Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️🌈@sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 2mo agoYou know, I'm at the point now where every birthday feels like someone is making a joke, as in that my age can't be that at all. I'm turning 52 on Friday and honestly it so feels like I must have made a mistake and miscalculated a decade there or something, as I'm way too immature to be like 52.
That sound you can hear is all the cookers undies being torn to shreds. www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens...
Ardern documentary 'Prime Minister' wins Emmy Award
The film, which features home footage shot by husband Clarke Gayford, has won the top prize for best documentary at the 2026 News & Documentary Emmy Awards.
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One of the main differences between these guys and the Key government is that he would look you in the face and smile while he stabbed you in the back. This lot spits in your face. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Budget 2026: Nine charts that show how Nicola Willis got her Budget boast
Analysis: Nine charts show how a combination of cuts and predictions of better times to come gave the finance minister her surplus show-stopper.
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Government announces wealth transfer to private landlords. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Major social housing shake-up announced
The changes will boost support for more than 100,000 families, and leave 80,000 families worse off.
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Just waiting for these fuckers to break out the "We need to work smarter not harder" line. #nzpol
Welcome to Year three of the austerity death spiral. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Nearly 9000 public sector jobs to go, government agencies to merge, Nicola Willis announces
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has warned the public sector is not a make-work' scheme as the government looks to merge agencies and save billions.
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So, in essence, they're taking the qualifications system back to last century The new qualifications sound suspiciously like: School Certificate University Entrance Bursary www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
‘Bringing back something called grades’, details of NCEA replacement announced
Education Minister Erica Stanford has announced the new programme that will include a grading scale from A+ to E, and how school subjects will be assessed.
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What I have to deal with at work (not the priest bit). www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma1U...
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AI, teaching people how to write a 20 word email with 100 words.
Some of you May Die, But it's a Sacrifice I am Willing to Make www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
No room for sugar hits in the Budget - Government cuts its spending allowance
The Government has lowered its operating allowance by $300m dollars - shaving the amount of new spending down to $2.1b.
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What do you reckon, is Luxon slowly transforming into Robert Muldoon or Jabba the Hutt? www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Luxon calls OECD warning on government's LNG plans 'load of rubbish'
The Prime Minister says he is not interested in the OECD's recommendations.
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