Mr Naruhodo! As a professional, I insist that if I am to offer my opinion on that trinket... ...I must ask for a sum of three pounds in cash.

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Alt: herlock sholmes, a blond detective from the great ace attorney, says a dismal failure

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Elementary, my dear fellow. The method of cooking an egg may be an exact science to you, but to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. Ah. It is not supposed to... cling to the plate as such, is it...?

Hm...

police constable amir mistry, v.p.d.!@galacticpinball.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"is it igneous rock?" the deer asks. sholmes shakes his head. "hmmm.... metamorphic?" sholmes shakes his head again. he doesn't know it. so herlock holmes looks at the deer cyborg, shaking his head, and he sighs. and he says disappointedly, "sedimentary, my deer bot son."

My, Mr. Naruhodo. Did you have bad dreams? Your hair is in a total state!

naruhodou .@dai-gyakuten.bsky.social · 2y ago

... as per usual . 💧

hello, i am here to cause problems

naruhodou .@dai-gyakuten.bsky.social · 2y ago

dan.✯ and here comes his bitch

dan.✯ and here comes his bitch

Aha! A new case is surely around the corner. My wallet grows lighter by the day, Iris' stomach growlier, my patience thinner. Ahem. Surely somebody must have need of a consulting detective. A FAMOUS consulting detective.

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// meueheheh yes..... more tgaa/dgs muses......

Ach-hum. You know, I've been considering what I'd do for my retirement, however far off that may be. Perhaps I'll keep bees.

A happy birthday... to... me.... Happy birthday to me... Happy birTHDAY TO MEEEEEE. Hmph. It is quite rude not to join in with the happy birthday song, you know.

temp pin - be aware that I am ABSOLUTELY slow as hell at these games so I'm kinda gonna be spotty here for most idfk . lol - I DO know . most stuff though . kinda . bc I originally played this translated on 3ds but this was like nearly 2 years ago #aceattorneyrp #aarp #tgaarp

A happy birthday... to... me.... Happy birthday to me... Happy birTHDAY TO MEEEEEE. Hmph. It is quite rude not to join in with the happy birthday song, you know.

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#tgaa

Nghooh.

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This is my foreword in "the casebook of Herlock Sholmes" verbatim. That said, I am fully proficient in the Mikotoba Martial Arts.

the ꭰoctoꭱ@walksineternity.bsky.social · 2y ago

violence is for people who can't outthink their foes.

What is a detective to do without his little treat??

London town is known for its heavy fog, but today it lies particularly thick and close. What crimes might it be concealing?

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Gricko Grimgrin -Goblin druid -Always has his large owlbear named Hootsie by his side. -MDNI -Writer is 35 -Multiship/Multiverse -Character is from the series Legends of Avantris.

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Excellent! Let us make good time. There is no reason to delay in procuring my caramel.

Ruby.@thatlocalnerd.bsky.social · 2y ago

The corner shop is…actually a few corners from here. I can take you, c’mon.