I hate Imperial Pilot me but I hafta admit she wood look very good in the uniform (and probably banged Dedra Meero at some point during training)

Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst)@delaneyking.bsky.social · 2h ago

But back on point, the Interceptor is clearly the superior vessel and any rebel scum who cross my sights will meet the full force of Imperial might. Pew pew.

And a big "well done" to all of you who explained a joke back to the writer on Bluesky today. You did great! You're so clever, this Bluesky Mommy is soooo proud of you, you lil trooper.

So how does AI make a profit? AI companies: well... youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?...

Rockwell Retro Encabulator

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If Elon was ON the space junk I would have a much more positive outlook on the whole moom bomb situation.

Look, I know piles of shame can affect your mental health, so I am more than happy to take those miniatures off your hands. It is a free service. Just send me your minis and you can be stress free! I am so charitable and kind.

If I can give concept artists one bit of advice, because I am seeing a LOT of this mistake today... please imagine your design in motion. Not as a static drawing. Not as a cool painting. Not as a strongly composed posed shot. Imagine the thing you are designing actually doing the thing it does.

If I can give concept artists one bit of advice, because I am seeing a LOT of this mistake today... please imagine your design in motion. Not as a static drawing. Not as a cool painting. Not as a strongly composed posed shot. Imagine the thing you are designing actually doing the thing it does.

I am polyamorous. -So, you have like, multiple partners? -Good grief, no! Like, does anyone have the mental energy for that these days? Exhausting. Jesus. No.

Sure, god rested on the seventh day, but you know what, we aren't anywhere near gods and we aren't building a goddamn planet. Give us a fucking living wage and an extra day off.

Every time I hear talk of the genre "boomer shooter", I imagine a game where each boomer you bag frees up some of their horded real estate for other generations to escape rental hell... but I guess y'all mean Quake n' Duke Nukem.

Who up listening to their Polish girlfriends music playlist?

Weirdly, my AI summary is bang on. Fucking annoying.

Wurzel@wrzlprnft.bsky.social · 2d ago

... your google search AI summary is gonna be a banger at this rate 😂

Texhnically you could use all this data as a source for my wikipedia page. Just sayin'.

Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst)@delaneyking.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dear personal data bots: I am a dedicated vegan who eats meat. I voted for Trump, and I voted for Hillary, which I can do as I am an Australian. I am married to a man, and am a single lesbian with a girlfriend. Because I am not Australian I live in Kentucky, where I am English. I own 680 cars.

Dear personal data bots: I am a dedicated vegan who eats meat. I voted for Trump, and I voted for Hillary, which I can do as I am an Australian. I am married to a man, and am a single lesbian with a girlfriend. Because I am not Australian I live in Kentucky, where I am English. I own 680 cars.

I get off on picturing the faces pulled by far future data archeologists peicing together my posts.

Tanjiro Looks at Phone

ALT: Tanjiro Looks at Phone

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Fuck, marry, kill but it is just you with the matrimonial sex shotgun.

I would [date/annoy] the shit out of you.

Australia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...

More than 80% of kids still using social media despite ban, new eSafety report finds

The report provides more evidence Australia’s world-leading social media ban isn’t going to plan.

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We are all made of stars. You are just from shitter stars than me. Absolute dogshit astral bodies. 1/10. Cosmic trash.

We are all made of stars. You are just from shitter stars than me. Absolute dogshit astral bodies. 1/10.

You look like the kind of motherfucker who proudly answers rhetorical questions.

Are there any studies that look at if targeted marketing via personal data sales actually works? Because my reaction to it is that it is creepy and intrusive and shows a deep disrespect to me as a person, so I will never buy the products. I cannot be the only one.

If you want to watch a pretty good movie and support free speech and indie film: watch.eventive.org/everyoneisly...

Everyone Is Lying to You for Money | Everyone Is Lying to You for Money — Live from New York | Everyone Is Lying to You for Money

Actor and author Ben McKenzie investigates the lies, hype, and harm behind cryptocurrency’s rise—and who’s really paying the price.

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Wild Mushroom Risotto with peas, and rustic homosexuality.

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ISS Piss Tracker@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 3d ago

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Wow, being hit differently really hits differently.

I won some Iron Claw skeletal warriors on ebay. So that was nice. I always wanted some of them. Anyway, everything else is rubbish and I want to die.

If you see this, quote (not comment) the energt you bring to Bloosky.

Princess Bride: Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck!

ALT: Princess Bride: Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck!

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Marghoul@marghoul.bsky.social · 3d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

I never wanted to be a "in my day things were better" old lady... but I need to categorically state that technology actually WAS better. You are currently in the peak of designed obsolence, enshittification, personal intrusion and forced acceptance by lack of choice. Sure, the underlying tech...

AI failed the reading comprehension.