BaldDee 🥳✨8/16
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31🧞♀️talented tenderoni. licensed nail tech. digital art bae. patron saint of bounce that ass. crown princess of yamunda. wawa hater. she/her. bi. 🇰🇪 ig: madamngoodnails•canva.rx #SkyClear Flight Crew ✈️
This coming from the same individual that said “like MJ doctor—they killing me”.
“I got these niggas whipped—call me Django” wasn’t crazy to yall?
The petty version of me wants to say arrange a date for your birthday then stand her up and give yourself a present. But I'm retired from that life so in order to preserve your peace, just block her number🤣
Can y’all believe the girl who stood me up on Valentine’s Day rang my line on Saturday evening
We didn't have a problem with the food supply when we had undocumented immigrants.
I hate how ppl in this city look me in the whites of my eyes and don’t speak or smile back. What. Is your problem??!
Here to remind yall miss Monet really ate with that jaguar EP
We underestimated just how stupid most people are. To follow a known liar and grifter into hell just to feel superior to brown people is insane.
You know how people used to ask “how do people in those countries let their government be so corrupt” well… this is how!
men take pictures like they’re scared to look into the camera
Lmfaoooo getting run over by your own car and it still end up in the ravine is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
idk why my homegirl sent this to me bc BITCH. GET IN THE DAMN CAR?!? omg
Can y’all believe the girl who stood me up on Valentine’s Day rang my line on Saturday evening
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Ready for this day to end so I can go home and cry
this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
#OtD 9 Aug 2014 Michael Brown, an unarmed Black teenager, was killed by a white police officer in Ferguson, Missouri, sparking mass protests across the US stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1088...
I deserve to be climbing into bed w a big ass man blanket
Sometimes you just want to swallow a dick and then get fucked through the mattress while he chokes you and tells you how you’re such a good girl for taking his dick
Check on your friends that consistently flick the bean, we need some dick.
Y’all I finally found a cowl neck halter top that can hold the yiddies all on their own 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Daily “I love black women” post
Prepare to be SICKA ME