I kissed the earth and I liked it

If you’ve ever been to The Villages you somehow understand The Lottery in a different way

Prediction: Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.

Shock and awe now coming to institutions near you, stay tuned for more despair

Thank you Wisconsin.

Already had January Fools’ February Fools’ and March Fools’ so hard to guess what today will bring

It still astonishes me that more people in politics and our media pretend to be concerned about kids having missed school than kids having been killed or sickened by Covid.

COVID-19 is a leading cause of death in children and young people in

A new study led by researchers at the University of Oxford’s Department of Computer Science has found that, between 2021 and 2022, COVID-19 was a leading cause of death in children and young people

ox.ac.uk

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made her Broadway debut in & Juliet this weekend in a one-night-only performance. She fulfilled a childhood dream. Love this! 💕

Which national parks are most at risk? Very concerned about this.

Internal small fires of glee as I think of ways to resist in the coming years.

Yesterday I got so frazzled thinking about Texas concentration camps and pending pandemics I had to express my feelings through charcuterie

I just dont have it in me to do this again. Can we do the thing where we learn from the past and get on this right away? Kthx www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...

Bird flu in Canada may have mutated to become more transmissible to humans

Scientists are racing to understand what a hospitalized teen’s case of bird flu may mean for future outbreaks

theguardian.com

Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.

Uggghh blargggh I cannot handle MTG even being considered for anything, she is an amateur modern art looking over baked potato full of delusions of adequacy.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Run free, ladies, you are all of us

Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.

Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.

Disease prevalence in US states before & after vaccine introduction Graphic from Edward Tufte More graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d... 🧪

I seem to vacillate between despair, “watch it burn,” and that feeling of maniacal fart-in-church laughter. Very occasional and weak hope. Gotta strengthen

Vaccines are one of the most important inventions humans have ever made. Period.

I once got put in Twitmo because I said I wanted to punch MTG so hard her legs became trombones. Hope I can say that here. It was literary violence not real, duh.

All the dystopian world shit I’ve read in my life may not have adequately prepared me for this, which kind of sucks.