my grandma visited my new place and I just realized when I went pee that this is what she would’ve looked at when she used the same bathroom earlier too lol
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i have half a pound of twizzlers inside me. well not like that. jeeeeez
McDonald’s fries taste best when you’re parked at the back of the parking lot and you’re crying while you eat them
old enough now that when I’m buying 2L bottles of pop, I feel like I’m about to host a kids birthday party
stoned enough to search the restaurants name in my apps instead of DoorDash
I know I’m getting old because I cried at a school musical production when the little girl playing Annie started singing and I didn’t even know any of the kids
even if the cologne cloud is duty free I don’t wanna walk through it my dudes
he already had his own pillow and blanket before that, don’t worry
mediogre@devilslattice.bsky.social · 5mo agomy dog stole two out of three of my pillows and half of my blanket. I got up for new pillows but I was mean and wrestled my half a blanket back
my dog stole two out of three of my pillows and half of my blanket. I got up for new pillows but I was mean and wrestled my half a blanket back
maybe we should all pick a time to rage scream collectively and the aliens will hear that we need help
my dog is old and definitely has some hearing loss but it’s hard to tell how much because he didn’t listen half the time before anyway lol
Lately sometimes I find myself thinking “but why should I want my legs to look like barrels?”
I always guzzle a family pack of twizzlers when I go to the movies but I didn’t this time because health and wellness or whatever. Just as the movie starts, a lady sits down in front of me with her family pack of twizzlers. That was the most mental anguish ever experienced at a screening of Hoppers
As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should
well I really didn’t expect to get so much great advice from the host of Temptation Island
Me to me: you need to make a note of a phrase you’ve known forever and you need to do it WRONG too goddamnit
feeling like there’s nothing to look forward to is soul sucking so I’m gonna try feeling like there’s nothing to look backward to instead
Nothing like getting to the age where you discover a really cool new band and realize the song you’ve been listening to is from 2011
bought $1 scratch tickets as prizes for myself when I do the tasks I’ve been super avoiding. Scratching is fun but my first prize is really that I lost $1
