It’s a sad day when basic hygiene requires a PSA, but apparently some gentlemen need assigned reading. 📖 🧼 danicalane.substack.com/p/cleanlines...
Fall is in the air! Tysons Oct 28-31 Chicago Nov 10 & 11 Pittsburgh Nov 12 & 13 NYC Nov 18-20
Vermont was beautiful. 🚠 Thank you for the invite W.
I’ve joined the suspension club on the other place. Don’t care! ✋
My posts without content warnings get waaay more engagement which tells Me you horny folk don’t have your accounts set up properly… Make sure you toggle these appropriately so you can see tits n ass ya?
One of the perks of living in the Northeast is the ability to witness beautiful snow days while being cozy at home. God I love it here 🩵❄️
Getting ready for my mini-road trip to Parsippany NJ tomorrow..
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Me trying to get through to E’s non-existent customer service line 🤪
Trying to ! Lol
After years of avoiding them, I decided to take E up on a “we miss you” promo and just throw an ad up for shitz n giggles. Of course the ad was kicked back, and the promo is no longer valid. So I either pay them more $ and hope they post my ad, or just take the L. I deserve the L for bothering🤪
I wonder if P411 makes admirers jump through all these hoops just to keep an already-verified account active?