Devin Field
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A Tesla with the bumper sticker “I Bought This While Elon Was Going Crazy, Publicly Descending Further Into Fascist Bigotry Every Day, But Ultimately I Decided It Was More Important For Me To Have A Car With An iPad In The Dashboard That Could Play Fart Sounds”
Going up to strangers at the zoo and muttering “When you think about it, WE’RE the real animals trapped in a cage” until I’m asked to leave.
Yeah sure he had a rough go but did Odysseus ever have his flight canceled when he was already at the gate?
I think if I use the phrase “aspect ratio” one more time this week my wife will smother me in my sleep.
I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but I would rather see the Cinerama Dome at the bottom of the sea, silenced and desolate, than allow its patrons to order food to their seats on a phone.
Me (muttering to myself at work eight hours after rocking the fuck out to The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX): Odysseus never had to answer emails...
This is one of the most meaningless billboards I’ve ever seen and my neighborhood has two of them.
This certainly lived up to the hype! Visually stunning, emotionally gripping and completely transformative. Every frame is a painting! A lot more stuff about soda than I was expecting, but who am I to question Nolan’s vision? (Couldn’t find it in 70mm IMAX so I settled for a 2002 Sony Trinitron.)
I bet $48,000 on this third place match those European fucks better play their hearts out.
It’d be fun if one of the royal advisor dudes on House of the Dragon just had a computer.
It's strange what passed for exciting 60 years ago. I put on From Russia With Love and the trumpets were blaring the loudest part of the 007 theme while James Bond was simply checking into his hotel room.
This morning I got nominated for an Emmy! I share it with some of the funniest writers alive. This is the first time the writing team has been nominated for this show and it’s extremely gratifying - not to mention huge for my socials.
My wife and I settle all our marital disputes by penalty kicks.
There are only two ways to post about the 4th of July: scoldingly critical of our nation and anyone who celebrates it, or so obliviously patriotic I’m worried you have a head injury.
Cabo Verde you may have lost but know that all 17 of us at Johnny’s in Highland Park were going crazy for you.
There are few sentences in the English language more chilling than “James Corden and the After Hours crew will be on Fox tonight.”
ok I thought of a post for the Odyssey social media team: new Scylla who Charybdis
Benny Blanco and Lil Dicky's video podcast gives viewers the chance to see celebrities like they've never been seen before: sitting on the floor partially obstructed by a kitchen island.
ok now bring back the Sonics and let them do this. we can all sing Lithium or something
Just watched Fire In The Sky and: we need more movies like this. Shot on film in a nice location with strong actors and a Stephen King-esque story just good enough to get you to the third act where ILM spends the entire $15 million budget creating some of the freakiest shit imaginable? I’d watch 100
To see so much Jeremy Piven during the Finals broadcast… chilling.
Every Spurs fan at the finals looks like a villain on Landman. Every Knicks fan at the finals looks like they’d come to Spiderman's aid by calling the Green Goblin a slur.
I feel like I spent the election cycle aggressively defending California to anyone ragging on our state, then the results come in and I remember oh right, we're insane.
