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toni collette's ear doctor. miss collette call me please
right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?
posting letters into mailboxes saying "schools are pinning big shameful donkey dicks onto your little boys. the principal is sucking their boy titties out through a straw. this is unnatural"
🎃 Killy Witches 👻@tillybridges.bsky.social · last yr.they’re not getting surgeries but cis kids (largely boys) ARE www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/07/cis-...
wife: will you tell me am i virtuous husband: no w: that i am pretty h: no w: i have intelligent h: no the wife put the gun to her tomach and shoot. the husband hold her dieing h: "becasue who am i to tells you anything? you are perfect."
pooh bear winnie the pooh bear chasing some honeybees
hitting the work colleage you've never met irl with the "absolutely dude!"
The New Humors: Pee: brings good fortune but too much creates envious thoughts Poop: makes you anxious. get it out soon as you can. drink more coffee Sperms: antisocial behaviour. shoplifting Vomit: makes you cooler. hold it in
couldnt watch this episode and i had the vhs and my friends wanted to watch it on my 7th birthday so i went in my room
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 3w agoIn honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
If a narrative game is good but not great, I probably won't finish it. If a roguelike is annoying and number go up, I will play it for 300 hours
Abundance used to be a hopeful idea, now libertarians took it to mean "we don't have to slow down" Effective altruism too, then they took it to mean "all the money should be mine"
The Road by cormac mcarthy but they have to eat everything they touch
i begin every chatgpt request with "how might a handsome fellow like me, and his hideous assistant (you),"
Hail to you and praise to Re! The heads of the Children of Impotence have been removed. (BDF)
the primary benefit of money (cash, or 'dollars' to some) is getting nice things for people you care about
i will call you gungabelle. and the boy, gungabello. he will be a burden to you, but his simplemindedness will provide much needed levity
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to jump over you right now I'm going to leap over your head from a standing position do not move