Dex 🔞
@dex.nullpat.ch
Big hearted fluffdragon, (fictional) ex-90s platformer mascot, & #sysadmin (~~helpdesk~~ operations). 30+, they/it/she, plural, ΘΔ
Looks like bulk season has started early this year. Oh well, the extra bulk will help in three days, I'm sure.
apropos of nothing, thinking about how other dommes we know will graciously allow us to play with their toys for a bit - before we lovingly hand them back
Dex 🔞@dex.nullpat.ch · last yr.i mean, we know your size, toy
(irl, underwear, thighs, might delete later) strongly thinking about squeezing a friend
we love all our subs but we have yet to figure out what makes them interested in our direction unless it is simply the casualness of it, the lack of push. we are not consistently in their DMs with ideas for their possession kink. our finsub friends are not wallets for their goddex
Dex 🔞@dex.nullpat.ch · 2mo agohypothetical incredibly normie partner: Hmm, we received a Christmas card from a name I don't recognize us: oh, them, they're just one of many friends that wants to be turned into our underwear for reasons we do not fully understand
(objectification) everyday essential pieces of a dragon's hoard; their rug, their underwear, their jewellery, their drone how did we come to be blessed with so many friends that would like to be possessions, even if just for a time
also happy national underwear day apparently? art: @/fstrwww.bsky.social
what is this. what the fuck is this. i dont know how this happened im gonna frow up
few things can kill a toon even less can kill a video game based toon just as long as no one stabs me with a big sword during a cutscene
Oldie of Lola in a more casual outfit. Really need to get better at jackets.
my inner monologue sometimes escapes youtube.com/shorts/V0UrC...
creature crayons
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watching oh-so-helplessly as the rest of your headmates are posed like ball jointed dolls and placed into the display case beside you
hey, uh, i heard you picking up all the health and ammo i keep just outside my big room. is there something we need to talk about, or
I might not normally be several miles tall, but if people keep drawing me that way, there's not much I can do about it..!
I love that the reasoning for this was that when dudes at HB rewatched the OG series. They remembered it being so much cooler and then just decided to make it real.
dawnofanewday456@dawnofanewday.bsky.social · 2d agolitterly such an aura boost though its kinda insane
So Raven wanted the same stuff Jill drank... #furry #paws #growth #sizesky
mrfreeman98.bsky.social@mrfreeman98.bsky.social · 2d agoOne of Jill's insecurities is that she thinks she's too short, so she sometimes tries new ways to make herself just a little taller. It has never worked the way she wants. #furry #paws #growth #sizesky
>Hear about a new internet weirdo >ask the commentary youtuber if they are dangerous or have a weird kink >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dangerous or a weird kink >they laugh and say "They're a danger to society, sir” >I watch their youtube video >its a kink
¯\_(ツ)_/¯@office-anomaly.bsky.social · 4d agoi hate that it seems like there is a new lolcow being produced every week, and we're supposed to be under the impression that they are the worst person to ever exist...only to find out that they're just extremely cringe at worst, but ultimately harmless outside of the court of social media 😒
For further clarity, EA is going to be on the hook for paying 1.8 billion dollars a year in interest, whereas their current yearly profit is 1.5 .So their interest payments are 300 million more than their entire yearly profit. We're in the process of watching them tie a noose and look for a spot.
Pat Stares At BASTION@patstaresat.bsky.social · 9h agoYeah we're going to see anything remaining of value at EA get chopped up or thrown into the fire to keep warm, and of course they're going to lay off thousands of people so that the company gets the privilege of disintegrating in a few years. www.gamesradar.com/games/mass-l...
