St. Paul Pork Product
@dgr3xl.bsky.social
Undiagnosed Unstable Micro-niche Instabearlebrity Gymfluencer 📍Minneapolis
It’s Friday night, fuck it we’re posting drafts. This fuckass app doesn’t allow you to post drafts in threads, so I posted screenshots after the first one
St. Paul Pork Product@dgr3xl.bsky.social · 12h agoI don’t know what’s worse. The man in his late 50s who is absolutely beating the entire fuck out of his body/hair/face/dick on facetune before uploading his selfies, or his followers who don’t call it out. The edits are so egregious, I don’t understand how people just go along with it LMAO
I don’t know what’s worse. The man in his late 50s who is absolutely beating the entire fuck out of his body/hair/face/dick on facetune before uploading his selfies, or his followers who don’t call it out. The edits are so egregious, I don’t understand how people just go along with it LMAO
Clocked in this morning at 6:57 and my coworker graciously waited until 6:58 to look at me and say “Hey! Kool-Aid!” NGL he cooked me with that one 😂
The new Carly Rae song is a banger but the music video is NOT it. Jessie Ware, however, CONTINUES to understand the assignment
Had a dream that I was throwing an *enormous* gay Halloween party in an old mansion (like the house from Clue, but ten times as large), and one of the first guests to show up was a very cute/tall blond mustachioed German named Hans who was flirting with me relentlessly… and then I woke up 😭
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING FRIVOLOUS FOR A FEW MOMENTS I AM HAVING A SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE
Instead of telling us not to watch the Perez Hilton video, maybe summarize it for us then? Because, yknow, Streisand effect and all…
Upped my leg extensions from 180 to 200 to 220 (3 x 10) in the last week and I think I found the sweet spot Who would like to massage my quads tomorrow lol
Learned that my quads can take more than what I’ve been giving them, so a higher goal has been set. Also I maxed out the back extension machine (240 lbs 3x15) today so that was pretty neat
The river of sweat flowing down my back and being channeled into my butt is ridiculous today
I just hope the men in their tight workout shorts at my gym know I’m staring at their butts in a respectful and Christian way 👀
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD KYLIE AND MADONNA DOING LOVE SENSATION TOGETHER IN AMSTERDAM I AM NOT OKAY
If I truly understood how being consistent at the gym was going to turn me into an insufferable stereotype with all the flex pics I’ve been posting lately, I would’ve started doing it years ago lmao My legs are getting even bigger! My quads and calves are like rocks! 33 Week Streak LET’S GOOOO
Today’s workout was super rushed but I ended up pushing a pretty decent amount of weight so 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Calling a sub top a good boy while he shoots and feeling that extra hard flex >>>
Night out with my coworker besties was a success! Now it’s 4:15 am. Time for bed.
Noise canceling headphones are a true gift.
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 2w agoEvangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Fuckin’ 95° outside and not much cooler inside the gym today, but I did it!
While I was in the Chipot-line, the same employee who told me they don’t give out limes came up to me to tell me they ARE, in fact, able to give out limes now. Mind you, *I* never filed any kind of complaint to them or their management, so 🤷🏼♂️ Anyway, the saga is over! I got my limes now!
St. Paul Pork Product@dgr3xl.bsky.social · 3w agoAfter asking the cashier for a lime a couple weeks ago at my regular Chipotle, an employee stepped up from the kitchen area to tell me they don’t give out limes anymore. Just cilantro. Now I bring one with me because I don’t fucking play about my lime coated chips 🤷🏼♂️
Also hell yeah to GIFs saved from Google finally working on this app
St. Paul Pork Product@dgr3xl.bsky.social · 2w agoSpinning Around playing on the radio at work right as I’m finishing my morning duties and ending as we open the doors for the day, I know that’s fuckin’ right! HAPPY FRIDAY!
