Captain Dick Blastoff
@dickblastoff.bsky.social
⭐🛸 STL Drag Alien 💫 Newly arrived to this galaxy and ready to shake his ass-teroid for some heavenly bodies. 🪐 they/he 🚀 https://xraybeeb.carrd.co/#blastoff Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social
THEY GOT ANIMA IN THE GATEWAY DRAG SHOW?
To whomever tipped my Doomtrain act with this perfect ribbon, you've made me smile as wide as the Doomtrain itself. #gatewayfate
Cunty anima still fucking DESTROYS me #gatewayfate
If you aren't at GatewayFATE, this is what you are missing. (The amazing performer is @dickblastoff.bsky.social)
Thank you @gatewayfate.bsky.social for another super fun Dragsidia! I had a great time being Doomtrain and Anima for YOU! #gatewayfate
THE WHIPLASH I JUST GOT WITH DRAG ANIMA COMING OUT TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST THAT'S DIABOLICAL
you ever cry at a drag show because you're toasty and love final fantasy x so much 😭
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re cunty doom train from final fantasy xiv dawntrail??? #gatewayfate
Excited for another year of Dragsidia at @gatewayfate.bsky.social! A lot of fun stuff is in store so I hope to see y'all there!
It's that time of year again. Get in here, witches!!
Happy International Drag Day to all the wonderful performers who bring joy, delight and kick-ass community to everyone!! The vibrancy of the drag scene is something I've been recently exploring and it brings me so much pride to be queer every time. Especially HIDD to @dickblastoff.bsky.social <3 🚀
Oh Captain, my Captain... A quick snapshot taken by my first mate. 💙 Soon to be turned into stickers that you can have!
This Wednesday is gonna be really fun for Sonic fans, just sayin.
Happy birthday Bob Animal Crossing!!
it’s past midnight happy bob animal crossing day
Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!
Congratulations, you have outlived Dick Cheney!
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick