Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/
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Kyiv’s Motherland Monument was illuminated in the colors of the US flag as Americans mark Independence Day. #Ukraine
If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.
“.. In the world that we live in right now, this is the only thing you can come to and you can be fully present the entire time,” James said in his acceptance speech. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/23/t...
Friends, trust me on this one: The Jimmy Awards begin at 7:30 PM EDT tonight. These are America's most talented high school musical theatre kids, who have won regional awards and are now vying for national stardom. These are the best of the best, and it's an amazing performance show. Join me.
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Elon has earned his place as our first trillionaire, as he graciously uses his money to help kids all over the world with lists of woke tv shows to avoid.
Freedom 250’s Peace Through Strength ad highlights the alpha qualities that make President Trump our most respected world leader since Genghis Alexander.
Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein
Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein
WASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial predator, a tearful President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday ...
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Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine https://theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text-thread-to-see-if-any-of-his-13-kids-has-ketamine/
NEW YORK—Finding himself unable to tolerate the continuing stubborn refusal to address the real issues at hand, apartment dweller Jordan Stills has declared himself “sick and tired” Wednesday of hearing his upstairs neighbors skirt around the core conflict of their long-running argument.
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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
