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Heavy alt rock (lately). Anti-authoritarian by instinct. Parody, snark, chaos, and truth. New music out now: False Profit$ https://music.apple.com/us/album/false-profit%24/6787450246?i=6787450247 Also available on Spotify, YouTube, etc.

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The Onion@theonion.com · last yr.

“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference

Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...

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Anonymous@youranoncentral.bsky.social · last yr.

The Vice President of El Salvador has told US Senator Van Hollen that the reason they are still holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia is due to the Trump regime paying them to do so. Trump needs to be arrested and brought up on human trafficking charges. #3E

Mary Shannon@maryshannonthomas.bsky.social · last yr.

I'm already pinging family and friends who don't usually make these sorts of calls. Democracy is already on its last breath. The SAVE Act will smother it. #SAVEAct #StandUpFightBack

Jess Piper@piperformissouri.bsky.social · last yr.

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?