MAGA uncle distraught after not hearing from Russian girlfriend for 24 hours

No matter what happens in 2026 and 2028, the right wing has an entire media complex ready to shamelessly lie for them about anything and everything. If we don't dismantle that, any fixes we apply to the damage MAGA has done to our country will be temporary at best.

Imagine being a USMNT player, gearing up for the biggest game of your life while watching a bunch of your countrymen say they're going to cheer for the other team because the idiot president who lies with every breath *claims* he made a call to FIFA about a red card.

DOGE's sole purpose was to cancel investigations into Elon Musk. That's the only reason it ever existed.

Fun fact: Chuck Grassley is also celebrating his 250th birthday this year.

No American is safer right now than the algae in the reflecting pool

Elon Musk takes more in government subsidies every single day (approx $8M) than any American will in their entire lives

Some people still seem confused as to how capitalism works so here's a step-by-step explainer: 1. All the money and resources go to billionaires

BREAKING: Elon Musk promises to make people poor on Mars within 20 years

I bet no trillionaires have the guts to go see Titanic in a janky sub

Becoming the world's first trillionaire also includes an automatic victory in the World's Biggest Cunt contest so congrats on multiple fronts to that chubby douche who uses his own child as a human shield

The other place is fun because you wonder if the world's first trillionaire is such a thin-skinned, insecure, whiny little manbaby that he'll target your account because you said something bad about him only to realize yes he absolutely is

I know most of the country is Knicks fans right now and so am I, but don't forget the Knicks owner is a huge piece of shit and MSG violates the civil rights of everyone who goes there at his behest.

One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know.

We could fix 90% of what's wrong with this country simply by never electing another Republican

Stay as far away as you possibly can from the SpaceX IPO. It has the makings of a once-in-a-century pump and dump. Don't be left holding the bag.

The amount of stupid we're forced to endure every single day can't be good for us.

So if I'm antifa do I get my cut of the $1.8B slush fund since it was all an antifa op?

Trump is using our money to literally pay off criminals. He's the most corrupt person in American history and the Republicans are just letting him get away with it. Never forget that.

The modern Republican party is completely untethered from reality, trusting in their purchased propaganda empire to convince Americans the sky is whatever color they need it to be that day. They spent decades destroying education so that this plan would work. We must wreck that propaganda machine.

BREAKING: Iran offers unconditional surrender after US threatens to send over JD Vance

The Trump administration is a systematic grift and nothing else. The SAVE act is about them staying in power so they can continue the grift indefinitely.

You cannot change the vote you cast. You CAN change what you do next. You were lied to. You were betrayed. What matters now is what you decide to do about it.

@mynamehear.bsky.social needs to come back over here.🙂

Donald Trump threatening to take MAGA's guns away is an absolute chef's kiss

If Erik the Red were alive today I bet he'd be gloating like a mf

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo ago

Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."

Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize.

Can we all agree to stop paying federal taxes? No taxation without representation MAGA likes to spout "1776" without understanding why the Revolution happened Cut off federal funds. He has 700 billion to buy Greenland. He doesn't need our $$

Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance.

Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."