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@mynamehear.bsky.social
My favorite flavor is blue.
Imagine being a USMNT player, gearing up for the biggest game of your life while watching a bunch of your countrymen say they're going to cheer for the other team because the idiot president who lies with every breath *claims* he made a call to FIFA about a red card.
DOGE's sole purpose was to cancel investigations into Elon Musk. That's the only reason it ever existed.
Fun fact: Chuck Grassley is also celebrating his 250th birthday this year.
No American is safer right now than the algae in the reflecting pool
Elon Musk takes more in government subsidies every single day (approx $8M) than any American will in their entire lives
Some people still seem confused as to how capitalism works so here's a step-by-step explainer: 1. All the money and resources go to billionaires
BREAKING: Elon Musk promises to make people poor on Mars within 20 years
I bet no trillionaires have the guts to go see Titanic in a janky sub
Becoming the world's first trillionaire also includes an automatic victory in the World's Biggest Cunt contest so congrats on multiple fronts to that chubby douche who uses his own child as a human shield
The other place is fun because you wonder if the world's first trillionaire is such a thin-skinned, insecure, whiny little manbaby that he'll target your account because you said something bad about him only to realize yes he absolutely is
I know most of the country is Knicks fans right now and so am I, but don't forget the Knicks owner is a huge piece of shit and MSG violates the civil rights of everyone who goes there at his behest.
One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know.
We could fix 90% of what's wrong with this country simply by never electing another Republican
Stay as far away as you possibly can from the SpaceX IPO. It has the makings of a once-in-a-century pump and dump. Don't be left holding the bag.
The amount of stupid we're forced to endure every single day can't be good for us.
So if I'm antifa do I get my cut of the $1.8B slush fund since it was all an antifa op?
Trump is using our money to literally pay off criminals. He's the most corrupt person in American history and the Republicans are just letting him get away with it. Never forget that.
The modern Republican party is completely untethered from reality, trusting in their purchased propaganda empire to convince Americans the sky is whatever color they need it to be that day. They spent decades destroying education so that this plan would work. We must wreck that propaganda machine.
BREAKING: Iran offers unconditional surrender after US threatens to send over JD Vance
The Trump administration is a systematic grift and nothing else. The SAVE act is about them staying in power so they can continue the grift indefinitely.
You cannot change the vote you cast. You CAN change what you do next. You were lied to. You were betrayed. What matters now is what you decide to do about it.
Donald Trump threatening to take MAGA's guns away is an absolute chef's kiss
If Erik the Red were alive today I bet he'd be gloating like a mf
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo agoTrump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
Can we all agree to stop paying federal taxes? No taxation without representation MAGA likes to spout "1776" without understanding why the Revolution happened Cut off federal funds. He has 700 billion to buy Greenland. He doesn't need our $$
Stop saying we shouldn’t impeach Nazis because they’ll be replaced by someone worse. We should never stop fighting to remove these evil monsters. Don’t obey in advance.
Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."
📢 IDEA FOR ANYONE PROTESTING ICE Get yourselves a MAGA hat to wear while confronting ICE Let the shitty media try and spin that video and maybe wake up real MAGAts at the same time when they see ICE coming for "them"
