[trans things~+?] "haha yay my boobs are too big for this bra now! eee >w<" [many years have passed and i still own the bra. it fits much worse now] "fuck entirely off i have to go outside why do i even still own this"

i'm up at ass 'o clock in the morning so i guess i will go for a walk in the spooky it's-gonna-storm-like-a-motherfucker-today dawn for shitty coffee

me when my needs are me--

no context

i got a spam email in my inbox for one (1) free pizza if i order $150 of delivery from an expensive local joint. so i went to amzn to see how much pizza i could get for $150. the answer is about 35. immediately after this i learn a bunch of friends have just eaten 35 pizzas pizza omens are afoot

its interesting being invested in fairly tight knit communities that are like six niches deep. then zooming back out and being like damn this shit does not matter at all. then back in again to the real ppl involved & its like wait no yeah it does actually

When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.

game where you're a postapoc mutual-aid biohacker helpin ppl with zombie dysphoria that need to turn, but also want to keep as much of their body & faculties intact when they do, so u research progressively more elegant ways of keeping transforming patients in good condition throughout

trying out kagi again not sure why it somehow scraped itself out of my browsers before but. lets see if 1. its good . and 2. how long it takes to hit the free search limit

do you remember 🎶 the tw*_ASMR-quality forceful wet slopping sound of mashed potatoes being poured into running electric fan_ *

Little Endian vs Caregiver Endian

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AT ZOMBO.COM resrec:///U-qualia/R-01a0d0a8-9baa-753f-a014-03bf61794f91 #resonite

wew lad perhaps the mango habanero hot sauce should not get ladled on like salsa _or maybe it should_

a nice thing about having a vr headset made out of hot glue is if you need to rearrange some part of it you can just set it on a bed and watch a modest compilation of industrial accidents curled around ur partner and when you come back everything will be shit-ripping hot and easy to reposition

i will further ponder this *_stretches paws out wide, parting an ichorous rift in space from which an unceasing choral howl of the damned bellows forth, then gingerly sweeps it back closed to hollowing tinnitic silence_ * after i crawl into my puder, turn into big purple marshmallow, & go beddy-bye

[llm zeitgeist] has there been anything that's happened in history that was as polarizing and divisive as LLMs are, with such absurd rates of uptake across the spectrum btwn "ppl who should know better" and "ppl who could not reasonably be expected to know better", & with such intense "i now […]

are drive-in theaters good

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hi. hey. hi. hey. hi. hi. hi. hey. hi. hi!

wrapping a stringcheese in salame (italian for salami) and feeling like a fancy little lad

love looking through old image edits of mine that i have no hope of recollecting the context of

got another job denial letter so i'm going to try and write my first parser ever _out of spite_

fursona idea: middlespace kidcore runaway punk coot that keeps their plumage dyed bright colors as an affront to their shitty parents

Got hired as a contractor to install pluralkit in @sunsetcritterz.bsky.social's server

feeling a kind of misanthropic bitterness setting in about most things going on right now. social connections, events, communities, the world at large i think i need to go check the perimeter

my network switch has coil whine with two ports saturated -_-'

[job slog] having weird complex feelings about having told linkedin to fuck off entirely years ago & now wondering if job hunting would be going much differently if i still had mine

hello i just woke up i come bearing 3am piss wisdoms pissing generates internal infrasound

When I see Konqi I can't help but imagine it wrapped up like the Eraserhead baby.

made like a runescapey heraldic armor stand type thing out of a bunch of plastic & cardboard pipes & sticks but instead of decorating my trash armor with the crest of the mythical "Horse" it holds all my fullbody trackers up in a slightly more ceremonious clump. i got flashin & solderin 2 do