Matthew Jackson

@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social

One time I sat in the Munster Koach. Horror Books Guy at Bloody Disgusting. Pop Culture Raconteur and Critic at Pop Heist. Host of @scaresshapedus.bsky.social. Austin Film Critics member. 🍅-approved. Always Writing and counting the days until Christmas.

Thanks to GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING I now know about Prince of Thieves cereal, a pseudo-tie-in to the Costner Robin Hood movie with cereal pieces that were meant to look like arrows but just look like dicks. Y'all they made Robin Hood Dick Cereal in 1991.

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The Year is 2079. Every major video game franchise has been adapted to film or television several times over. A Hollywood Reporter headline blasts out across the neural feeds: "Will DIG DUG 4: DIGGIN' & DUGGIN' Be The Film That Finally Breaks the Video Game Movie Curse?"

Matthew Jackson@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 24h ago

Listen I love the new RESIDENT EVIL but y'all gotta stop pretending like there have never been any good video game adaptations before. At the *very least* WEREWOLVES WITHIN exists, y'all, come on. We do this every single time and it's exhausting.

Listen I love the new RESIDENT EVIL but y'all gotta stop pretending like there have never been any good video game adaptations before. At the *very least* WEREWOLVES WITHIN exists, y'all, come on. We do this every single time and it's exhausting.