I just wanted to watch videos of Racey and Kursaal Flyers on my iPad and now I'm subscribed to the "Top Dog" tier of the Triggernometry podcast!

Stone Cold 𓅃@bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 3h ago

Set my dad up a YouTube account and all he watches is 70s rock and dumpster diving videos but the recommended page is full of right wing cunts like Leo Kerse and racist AI slop. These companies are set on radicalising our parents.

Ooh remembers cummy eggs? Proper British classic. We all grew up with this.

You know, I think it's actually probably okay if you've got a list of your three favourite London pubs, and a few others that didn't make the list. I don't think that's that weird.

@churnwell.bsky.social continues to unite our great countries and our shared love of sauciness

Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا@agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 9h ago

Good lord

I was in a pub in Fitzrovia the other day and Andy Burnham was in there having a load of northern pints with a big fookin' head on them. Later, when went on to another pub nearby, he was in there too, having some more northern pints with a big fookin' head on them.

Damn, for a second I thought someone had finally made an @churnwell.bsky.social comic

beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3d ago

Absolute joke! The bigwigs at Costa Coffee have just confiscated my precious falchion and long bow, which I'm entitled to have according to the Magna Carta.

The Guardian here, taking a brief break from transphobia to ridicule people who can't pronounce some words.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2d ago

Women are giving their partners the ‘Illiterate Boyfriend’ test: ‘Do your best to pronounce these words’

The Italian word for "cunt" is "nizlopi". Language is a beautiful thing.

The government have announced they are starting construction on Burnham's £100 million arch, in Leeds.

I don't think the sort of people who would vote for Reform will care about this to be honest. Not sure they really care that they're a bunch of bigoted criminals.

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · yesterday

Well, this is a marmalade dropper

That BBC reporter who lives in the water reminds me of Rivron, '90s talkshow in which Roland Rivron interviewed celebrity guests while floating about in the Thames.

I've always liked interviews to be conducted on the condition that interviewee isn't stuffing their face with greasy meat.

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2d ago

Amelia Dimoldenberg’s ‘CHICKEN SHOP DATE’ is ending after more than a decade.

Do you know what I think is better than that Harry Potter series? My sitcom Stonker's Bonce.

Is that Dick Mybutt?

Richard Porter@sniffpetrol.com · 2d ago

Smashing time at the Grand Tour premiere last night. Hadn't seen the first episode before and let me tell you, it's absolutely fantastic. The new boys done good. Forgot to take any photos so here's a selfie taken by a former colleague who happened to be there.

Why watch the trans hate wizard series when you can watch the complete collection of Andy Churnwell's Sauciest Moments?

In 2026, headlines are riddles that you must solve in order to proceed to the journalist's next mind maze.

Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · 2d ago

Sean Lennon is a dad to former Beatle John’s first grandson

Imagine spotting this bald British head emerge from the ocean like a tiny fleshy island.

Marcus 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧@marcusjdl.bsky.social · 2d ago

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you we can have a man stand in the sea wearing a shirt harassing desperate people fleeing Afghanistan

When I see that somebody's blocked me I think: you fool! Do you have any idea how foolish you've been? You nincompoop!

geoffrey@parsnip.bsky.social · 2d ago

"they blocked me and i never even said anything to them" buddy i have some bad news about how many people can perceive your behavior in a public setting

"NEIN! Mien racist plans have been foiled yet again by zee savvy, grown-up centrists! Vas ist zis?! Every time I am so close to victory, zey come along with their sensible compromises and ruin everyzing!"

Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · 3d ago

Genuinely bad news for the far right.

Your dad's invited a man he met in Wetherspoons round to watch the Harry Potter series in his unfurnished flat (he can't come).

"Feed the world" is famously about eating arse. Everybody knows that.

I always think that Gad Saad is such a pathetic name. "I'm Gad Saad now," he says, his ice cream having fallen on the floor.

Global Project Against Hate and Extremism@globalextremism.bsky.social · 4d ago

Gad Saad has gone from studying consumer behavior to promoting “suicidal empathy,” an unscientific theory claiming compassion is driving civilization toward collapse. Now embraced by figures including Elon Musk, Mike Lee and Randy Fine, the concept is becoming a vehicle for anti-immigrant rhetoric.

Why shouldn't Spiderman frot his enemies before soddening them with his sticky Spider goo?

~daniel_barker~@daniel-barker.bsky.social · 2d ago

Look if we're being serious about it then Spider-Man should swing both ways

Sir Keir is like Neymar in 2017 - caught in a bidding war between the biggest names in the business. But which club should he go to? Lockheed Martin? Palintir Goldman Sachs?

"NEIN! Mien racist plans have been foiled yet again by zee savvy, grown-up centrists! Vas ist zis?! Every time I am so close to victory, zey come along with their sensible compromises and ruin everyzing!"

Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · 3d ago

Genuinely bad news for the far right.