jess white

@jesswhite.bsky.social

writer, i suppose

Now that Timothee Chalamet has been taught a bloody good lesson everyone can go back to doing what they do best: Regularly and enthusiastically attending the ballet and opera

have started playing a game called the blueberry lottery. it’s where i eat blueberries and don’t know if the next one is going to be the worst thing i’ve ever eaten

don’t understand why we have ai nonsense when we have not fixed basic things that need urgently addressing, such as how to peel a boiled egg in a way that doesn’t make you feel like you’re going cuckoo