One day a filmmaker will make something not absolutely dog-shit terrible rip out your own eyes bad with AI but that day is not today and that filmmaker is not Neil Blomkamp

Leo Paredes the Boca Juniors midfielder?

Well. This will make Argentina rethink their all-out attacking approach…

That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history

Im glad Djed Spence didn’t have to watch this

Maybe the players saw the assistant manager crying in the half time interview and decided to make him look silly

Arsenal players bottling it against French opposition again I fear 😔

Martin Keown now in his own personal hell having to say nice things about Morgan Rogers

Imagine the series of life choices that lead you to be fully dressed as a Knights Templar at an England sporting event

Brighton famously starved of bookshops

Digging my son out for getting a bad mark in his film studies mocks and he starts bringing up my Rotten Tomatoes page

The Assassination of My Relatively Good Mood by the Coward Thomas Tuchel.

Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him.

Referee looks a lot like Trossard. Think that’s getting in Odegaard’s head. We need to use that

Hearing Chris Nolan has made a sequel to this??

For the Egyptians to be undone by VAR, a word that is literally full of pyramids, must feel particularly painful

I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this

Hang it in the Musée Magritte.

the brits are screaming wonderwall in the azteca. god is dead

When a game goes to extra time ITV should just cut it off. We had a Poirot re-run scheduled and we’re sticking with it.

I'm shocked to see the black, muslim (Spurs) player become the scapegoat amongst many corners of England's support and media, truly I am...

Arsenal fans will really watch that whole Madueke performance and still bore on about Spence. Makes you think! 😔

For her

This thing about Spence being shit - like, he hasn’t been? But people think he has? Once again a black man with some attitude isn’t what people like, is it. Unconscious bias is so real.

Danny Murphys cat didnt get killed for this

This has been one long apology from Declan Rice to the Republic of Ireland

Joe Hart’s hair transplant has cursed us

Do people think that because Tottenham had two bad seasons we just… lost all our money? We’re not letting Beyoncé play in our stadium for free babe