Everyone wants to date a dilf until he shows up to the cookout in cargo shorts... ...then they want to tear those shorts off like wild animals
Pepsi Weasel
@pepsiweasel.bsky.social
🔞NO MINORS ALLOWED!! Absolutely massive Dog/weasel/deer goof! -Asexual- Θ∆ //He/Him// 25 // Comm status: Closed! Art Channel: https://t.me/+oxFUROca3eYyOWEx FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/derpbran
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
New OC time, Russell Rutford, a retired badger who spends his time being a hunk on vacation
New drink shop in the mall is the talk of the town. Only caveat are the drinks themselves. They seem to make balloon animals out of random folks, leaving them [exposed] in quite the predicament Including Demi-Retriever @pepsiweasel.bsky.social For #AirborneAugust
I am sufficiently crossfaded time to go rizz up punchy on my island
Punchy page cause this idiot moved into my island and I now see the appeal
Lardass can't even have a whole sleep without getting awakened by his stomach. Good thing the fridge is stocked with butter-inflated muffins to fulfill his gluttony. In less than a year he'll be fully bedbound and with a hose of melted butter sticked into his mawe, and he knows it.
Tied that muzzle shut and now they're all just watching Joey balloon with all the fizz from that booze~ 💥
Pepsi Weasel@pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 2w agoAin't even got a scenario blurb for this I just wanted to draw big gut in coveralls and beerflation
Gummigoo falls on top of you! 💛 June's poll reward from my subscribestar!
Tagging my Gainer account cause this one was too irl gaining coded to not post directly on my alt
Butterdog@tubbypubby.bsky.social · 2w agoGainer Account gets this one, deadass how I was this morning between first and second breakfasts, just kept imagining the gang of friends wanting to fatten me up all chanting for me to Eat something already,,,
Tfw you're such a fatass that your friend enters her villain arc just to go ham on feeding you Haha crazy idea right @turboborb.bsky.social?💦💦
Joey's up to bat in some good ol' Dineball! Already sporting a sizeable keg, he's still raring to go, we'll see how many more innings that uniform can take~
Ain't even got a scenario blurb for this I just wanted to draw big gut in coveralls and beerflation
Oxide pinning Wolfo between his big bad blimp cheeks, huffing and puffing and puffing. Looks like the only way out is with a bang~ For @roundanimal.bsky.social
Joey's up to bat in some good ol' Dineball! Already sporting a sizeable keg, he's still raring to go, we'll see how many more innings that uniform can take~
Daffy always gets himself into situations where inflating is bound to happen. By this point he surely enjoys it~
It's no wonder Gully prefers Big League Chew, when it has this effect on birds!🫧🫧🫧 That gum sticking in your beak, blowing a bubble of hiccups and belches that pump right back into you, the crowd absolutely loves it!~
One hour later, plenty of friends gathered around but none bothered to pull that last dart out >/////<
[Backlog] Pump'd Up For @pepsiweasel.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/view/65693181/
It's bad enough being ambushed by a flurry of growth darts to the rump, but then your ballooning ass swells so big that you can't reach back to remove the last dart... ...little help? -Whiiiiine-
CW// GAS Bucksi got some weird juicy gum to have during his gym workout but something ain't right, now he's waddled as far as he can before getting stuck as an immobile, ballooning gasbag berry ...mind the juice puddles too, they're contagious~
Gonna do this after work today
Pepsi Weasel@pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 3w agoTrend time come an get it
