Jive XXL

@jivexxl.bsky.social

Come with me if you want to live

just watched: a sexy robot goes haywire and downloads a cracked version of Adobe Photoshop. once I figured out the main actor looks like Tom Green I couldn't take the movie seriously. a very skippable film.

Soulm8te (2026)

just watched: Aang is the one with the blue arrow on his head. it was ok. the animation was good. I only checked the runtime thrice while watching. if you are a fan you will likely enjoy.

A24 Presents Avatar Aang The Last Airbender (2026)

just watched: it wouldn't have gone down like that if @fredo.bsky.social had been there. I liked a lot of this movie (jesse plemons bit & the sniper guys scene) but I thought the ending was weak, unsatisfying at least. I give it a jive out of 10.

Civil War (2024)

demanding Hamas to disarm when Israel is doing all the murdering is absurd. but of course to zionists every day is Oct. 7th until every Arab person is dead or driven into the sea.

told Jonah Hill he been acting too much like his character from Mega Mind. it was hot outside. Mid90’s. he tried coming at me with that Brazilian jiujitsu stuff. fortunately we was in Kentucky at the time so i vanquished him easily. that shit only works in Brazil. ask me about my wiener, or whatever

just watched: not very Evil Dead imo. a dark, ugly movie. the few attempts at humor only work if you find olds with Alzheimer's to be funny. Evil Dead Rise had some color and life to it, neither of which are present here. would not rewatch. 🤷

Evil Dad Burn (2026) the story of an evil dad burning his house down.

I would always only eat the florets of the broccoli because I did not enjoy the stems. as a kid I was told that all the nutraments of the broccoli was in the stems and I was doing it wrong. I think that it was a lie to get me to eat the whole broccoli 🥦

I slept way too long and had lots of weird dreams. now I will be awake for 2 days. there is an ice cold fake chicken burger waiting for me in the fridge. free palestine