What the hell does the BBC's Director General mean by "iPlayer and chill"? He does know "netflix and chill" is sexual, right??? 😅
Ewan
@piandcake.bsky.social
Be gay. Do cross-stitch ~ British (whether I like it or not) ~ He/him 🏳️🌈 ~ 18+
The way I saw him mention "aviation furs" and thought it meant their fursonas were birds 😅😅😅
Absolutely loving the placement of live laugh lube next to the macramé disco balls
And now the other two by @piandcake.bsky.social!
I still can't believe @arieskadmon.bsky.social described being snotty as "producing pre-sneeze"
The place with all the stolen artifacts doesn't have morals. I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
While millions won’t get access to this treasure, the billionaire tech bros class get free VIP access. End Rip Off Britain. Send Palantir packing. www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
Visited here today. As @chibi-verse.lgbt said "hundreds of years of people have eaten here and now two faggots having brunch"
Incredible advice from the NHS 😅 I genuinely love the NHS and these are, I'm sure, the correct side effects, but they might as well have said "the fuck if we know 🤷"
It gave me the same guy twice but in different shirts 😅 Unsure if this is reading me for my type or for my atrocious ability to recognise strangers 🙈
When I am flirting heavily it's usually with the aim of doing the bear 🙈
Just seen an ad for an AI tattoo design generator. I feel this might be a new low. You want art on your body *for life* and you've decided to get it from the shitty plagiarism machine??
If this isn't already the name of a bear event someone needs to get on that right away
When Pink sings "you're not broken, just bent" I really feel seen. Yes, Pink, I am just bent 😌
Arrived in a waiting room and there was just one other person in there. I see the guide dog at his feet. What do I do next? Give him a friendly smile and a nod 🤦 I'm going to be reliving this interaction for a while 😅 In my defence, I was distracted because he was very hot
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"On this day" Google Photos recaps really make me sad some days 😔
Cutest piece of junk I ever did see! Millennium Falcon design by Luke_Bricks82 on Rebrickable using the Lego Magical Unicorn set
The lighting isn't amazing, but it would be rude not to make use of the changing room