Ewan

@piandcake.bsky.social

Be gay. Do cross-stitch ~ British (whether I like it or not) ~ He/him 🏳️‍🌈 ~ 18+

Incredible advice from the NHS 😅 I genuinely love the NHS and these are, I'm sure, the correct side effects, but they might as well have said "the fuck if we know 🤷"

Will I lose or put on weight? You may experience slight weight loss, or a slight weight increase.

It gave me the same guy twice but in different shirts 😅 Unsure if this is reading me for my type or for my atrocious ability to recognise strangers 🙈

The results of a survey showing the "main type" I'm attracted to. Two of the images are the same guy in a different t-shirt

Just seen an ad for an AI tattoo design generator. I feel this might be a new low. You want art on your body *for life* and you've decided to get it from the shitty plagiarism machine??

Arrived in a waiting room and there was just one other person in there. I see the guide dog at his feet. What do I do next? Give him a friendly smile and a nod 🤦 I'm going to be reliving this interaction for a while 😅 In my defence, I was distracted because he was very hot