i’m the most famous person ever made ever. if you don’t know me… you’re not in the loop.
I'm on a diet so I can only eat 1,200 calories of oreos per day
NOT SAFE FOR WORK IMAGE AHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION okay this was a video actually, will edit it a bit, do some mixing and mastering and will come out on 2066
listening to a tune while walking about and just joymaxxing fuckkk babyyy
Jerry and Tweety Dancing Happily
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"i dont remember any movie with cartoon cgi birds, hbu?"
Quang@currentlyquang.xyz · 24h agoAll those penguins in Surf's Up:
have been really getting into doing some bullshit everyday, just any fucking shit
me at home depot asking the staff about a wooden object:
TS mariah carey@a1exajo.xyz · yesterdayBORED
high asf walking while the leaves are falling and it’s at sunset i almost cried listening to this
Into the New World by Girls' Generation on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:25
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i literally go outside stop saying i don’t! my wife permits 2 hours of outside time
if u don’t get this like i do.
mememe by 100 gecs on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:46
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context: he asked, i sent a pic, then deleted. (censored oomfs name and face to not doxx)
Bluesky is the perfect app for posting for maybe fifteen people you know in real life and like five or six people who live in Chicago
TUNG TUNG NO SHES RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND YOU NOOOOOO
Pluribus Tung Tung Sahur
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i’m so fucking boredddddddddd can ppl be shady as fuck all the time again please
WE GO UP WE GO DOWN…. TOUCH THE CEILING TOUCH THE GROUND… YOU AND I…
when the tl is only my tweets it’s such a rush, i see myself.. and smile. happy about who i am… what i represent…
trash collection company trying to be hip and cool: it’s giving waste!
me at the therapist while they drag me away:
Dame Edith Puthy@derpto.bsky.social · 3d agoOver-shared today, the crippling embarassment will set in tomorrow 🥳
saw a guy jerking off online and his cat walked by, never have my nether regions become inert so quickly
hey siri, use face id to make a 3d model of my face and make it not gay
open relationship? you mean one of you is grasping onto the last minuscule thread of affection from the other one?
heard a couple of cats fighting outside. had a long talk with them and the patched things up
me at the food store when i get food (japan):
jorgie ₊˚⊹♡@itsjorgie.bsky.social · 3d agoand the ramen now #ohyes
friend called from the highway, apparently there’s a ramp that hasn’t been completed, he did a sick stunt.. sent me a video and everything