If I were an eccentric recluse living in a dilapidated mansion I would make all the grocery delivery boys disappear
Dear Mom, The other cowboys keep making fun of me for only eating the M&Ms out of the trail mix. Life sure is hard out here on the range. Love, Your littlest cowboy
My DMs are closed but I might be not interested in this too.
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Am I too much? Am I not enough? And other questions I ask myself daily
Sorry I’m late, I was jerking off to the Skyrizi commercial.
boy you must be my psychiatric meds because I want you inside of me
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
An oreo without cream is not ideal... *Sigh*
can’t remember if i’m supposed to cry or scream when i enter a roundabout so i usually do both
Please keep me in your thoughts as I take drastic measures to cut calories
I found a chocolate bar in the fridge that expired in 2020 and I ate it and now I have superpowers
"Well I thought it was funny."—me at the end of every day on bluesky
