Oh no, we’re lost in the delta quadrant and all we can do is suck and fuck eacf other until we die - how awful 🙄
Dame Edith Puthy
@derpto.bsky.social
I put my best Ed Hardy t-shirt on for this.
imagining a cool & crispy autumn breeze instead of it being 100 degrees rn
@princeiiro.bsky.social is the new king of his homeland, Norway!
Putting together a fine collection of medicated shampoos.
When you serving green m&m cause your iced coffee is a messy bitch 💅
I’m so white; I cannot pass by a Banana Republic without buying something.
Martha Stewart Spreading Holiday Cheer as an Elf
ALT: Martha Stewart Spreading Holiday Cheer as an Elf
static.klipy.com
Going to the mall with the good washrooms in case I gotta boom boom 💥
People acting the like they grew up listening to Yayoi Kusama’s albums.
I’m just like your dad, except gay and really annoying - so exactly like your dad.
There is another whole motherfucking month of summer!!!!!
I heard the bad news (again ☹️) I hope this helps the gays and theys even a little
Every time my coworker calls me bro I dissociate for a sec and pretend I’m the sub bottom in a gay frat house porno