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@peri.gay

30 | Colorado | he/him/lion | gay & on the internet! I like things with wheels and people with paws :3

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peri @peri.gay · 2d ago

Mmmm. Chicken tenderlion

A photo of a menu. At the bottom of the list, there is a typo in an appetizer item, it reads “chicken tenderlions”

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Thinking about a good friend i lost touch with forever ago. this is one of my fav tweets ever

peri @peri.gay · last wk.

Got fursuit went crazy

Dragon Roast Coffee @dragonroast.coffee · 2w ago

We are at @furrymigration.org providing FREE coffee for everyone ! #dragonroast #dragonroastcoffee #furrymigration

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”

Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️@niccymarten.bsky.social · 8mo ago

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

The Verge@theverge.com · 8mo ago

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 3w ago

comic about driving in the bike lane

A tiny red car running over a cyclist and his bike, only their silhouettes are visible. The car is kicking up dust behind it.

To the right of the scene is the ghost of the cyclist saying: That's on me for thinking only bikes would be driving in the bike lane

peri @peri.gay · 3w ago

screenshot of LinkedIn search bar with the search query "i just don't give a fuck" entered

peri @peri.gay · 3w ago

In the era of industrialized slop, discernment is our only weapon. Pay attention.

Robert Mahon @bedform.org · 4w ago

ope

Lake Ontario as Lake your lifesaving medication has been denied

Lake Ontario as Lake that ambulance ride was $22,000

Lake Ontario as Lake no paid parental leave

Lake Ontario as Lake retired and have to work as a walmart greeter

@wwxwashere.bsky.social · last mo.

Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · last mo.

I got this shit figured out

peri @peri.gay · last mo.

Happy #FursuitFriday nerds, I got some new specs and I'm ready to go online!!!

Peri the lion is pictured, in fursuit, holding up two peace signs to the camera. He is a nerd and is wearing glasses. The photo was taken from a computer webcam and is slightly grainy and noisy.

peri @peri.gay · 2mo ago

“it may take 10 business days to unsubscribe you from our mailing list” bitch I can send a text off a satellite we have the technology to stop sending me emails

Weredog!@were.dog · 2mo ago

Nile is sooo subtle... Get your own Nile's Fuckable Cock at the link in our pinned post!

peri @peri.gay · 2mo ago

Just got quantum internet for the first time and their 360 Wi-Fi pods only support WPA2???? Am I tripping or is this unacceptable

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 2mo ago

Canada goose is the Nissan Altima of birds send tweet

Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash

peri @peri.gay · 2mo ago

Friendly reminder that your smart TV should never be connected to the internet Source: youtu.be/Q9uefFYe6bM?...

Screenshot of legalese from LG that basically amounts to “if you update your TV, we’ll force AI and data collection features on you, but it’s your responsibility to obtain consent from anyone in your home because LG could be listening to and selling anything anyone says”

antares @antares.dog · 3mo ago

every morning im like oh boy i hope i dont get pissed off and fucked sideways, i say as i walk into the pissing me off and fucking me sideways factory

peri @peri.gay · 3mo ago

A three frame meme. First two frames are identical blushing faces with the captions “have I been a good boy?” and “have I been a good girl?” respectively. Third frame is a person sitting down à la The Thinker with the caption “Have I been a good person?”

Vespa / Nero 🔜 Eurofurence @vesparados.bsky.social · 3mo ago

- Be a Kangaroo - Visit DTM Race to bring Happiness to People - Be beloved by everyone - be seen in LiveTV - Have your Fav Team Win - Meet my GT3 Racing Hero Nicki Thiim Woah. What a turbulent Saturday. All day extreme Heat but worth it for every smile I receiced. 💙 🏁 #Fursuit #Furry #Racing #GT3