saw someone nostalgia posting about skype and i cannot believe everything is so fucked now that anyone is looking back fondly at skype. There was like 8 different websites that would pull the IP address of any username. And it took them 10 years to fix it. Only after the discord alpha was released

(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well

this site really does feel like twitter 10 years ago in so many ways. like look at this, you cant even say art or commission in a tweet without getting bots in your replies. it's nostalgic

im seriously considering starting to bhop again and streaming it on tiktok because my friend recently started streaming on tiktok and he will pull 700 viewers that have all never seen bhop before lmao

while looking for a specific drawing on e621 i realized one of my fav artists to commission had a bunch of her art reposted on e621 so i looked and found one of my commissions from 5 years ago and e621 users tagged my fursona as a dog. Should i just kill myself

someone working at this venue seeing two people in their 30s walk up and says “you guys here for clipping?” and they said yes. then immediately turns to two teenagers dressed in all black and says “you guys here for slayr?” im crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i love when you're bidding on something on ebay and the other person has the autobid max amount set so you immediately just watch them outbid you. i just bid 3 more times after seeing it and it kept happening. Get fucked idiot now you have to pay $4 more lmao

smoking an Average cigarette outside the Normal theatre… just a glimpse into how chinese my mind has become

Anyone doing injections for their hormones is braver than every US marine combined, To me

ｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓ@coyotes.bsky.social · 4d ago

my phobia for needles is so bad i have a worse response to it than the times i’ve had a gun pointed at me. they shoved a long ass needle in my gums at the dentist and im still shaking and sweating an hour later. if someone really wanted to rob me they would just pull out a needle instead of a gun

my phobia for needles is so bad i have a worse response to it than the times i’ve had a gun pointed at me. they shoved a long ass needle in my gums at the dentist and im still shaking and sweating an hour later. if someone really wanted to rob me they would just pull out a needle instead of a gun

they are blowing whistles and screaming and shit. sounds like the fucking world cup is happening in my backyard. What the hell are they doing

ｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓ@coyotes.bsky.social · last yr.

My neighbors have a birthday party every weekend. they have an illegal birthday party throwing ring. Nobody has this many birthdays. im calling the police

update: the first guy blocked me on instagram for some reason and the second guy actually came through and sent me mushroom gummies and chocolates. i can’t say i expected either of these things

ｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓ@coyotes.bsky.social · 2w ago

first guy looked like keanu reeves and we both talked about underground rap we both enjoy for 30 mins second guy was wearing a hardcore band shirt that i saw live last year. he apparently just came back from a show seeing them. And he makes synthetic mushrooms and wants to send me a care package 😭

STOP THE CAR

got an email from a clearnet site i bought drugs on before saying they're giving me an 100% off coupon which feels like the most obvious honeypot ever but also i love free drugs so :/

i love costco so much until they cycle out something ive been buying for 18 months straight

the older i get the more emojjs i use. on my deathbed im going to be speaking emoji

kind of thinking about this

ｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓ@coyotes.bsky.social · last wk.

im slowly becoming less of a Leaned into monitor, mousepad arm sleeve on, Biting lip, Keyboard and mouse gamer and more of a Nearly horizontal leaned back into chair, dont give a fuck, im rubbing my bellayyyy Controller gamer

im slowly becoming less of a Leaned into monitor, mousepad arm sleeve on, Biting lip, Keyboard and mouse gamer and more of a Nearly horizontal leaned back into chair, dont give a fuck, im rubbing my bellayyyy Controller gamer

Sketchbook yote from a while back.

people love to post their "steam machine killers" that are 4x the size, loud as fuck, have no CEC, with a fire hazard of a psu to save $50. And the worst part is you can't buy them with counter strike skins

went to get groceries and it was $130. Got in my car and it said 112F. Now i’m filling my car and watching this get close to $100 and im scared. Can everything stop being 3 digits

Sometimes i feel so unbelievably fucking bad for normies that are into vore. i see the art people post and like. Man. furries are at least 20 years ahead in art quality and skill. I was jacking it to stuff 10 years ago that clears every current anime vore drawing in existence

Currently writing a spinoff of chainsmoker cat called uh, Chainsmoker coyote

at this point, i’m just pissed off at valve for taking so fucking long to release their hardware because they had patents for both filed over 5 years ago. I’ve wanted a steam machine for 10+ years. But they’re like Hmmm but What if we just keep waiting until everything is completely unaffordable 🤔💭

VideoCardz.com@videocardz.com · last wk.

Valve can’t catch a break: Qualcomm announces Snapdragon price hike before Steam Frame release

had an incredibly vivid dream about walking on the street in a coastal city and i went to this store that sold all kinds of stuff but they had vietnamese coffee and RIGHT before i took a sip i woke up. This is somehow worse than horny dreams where i wake up right before i get my dick wet

L + don’t care + too busy splashing water

on my for you timeline on twitter i got served a dude posting a 5 minute video of him wearing sunglasses indoors while mixing cocaine, baking soda and water into a meth pipe and while smoking it he talked about how it IS NOT CRACK, it’s just freebased. You simply can’t find posts like that on here

i keep squeezing emil’s ass every 10 seconds while they’re busy and they said “can you be normal for 5 minutes” like me constantly molesting them isn’t the most normal i could ever be. ABNORMAL insane EVIL me be like: Yeah i DON’T want to grab a perfect ass within arm’s reach of me, i HATE That

bro i am so tired at how fucking terrible the camera in rdr2 is it kept trying to pull my view to look at the house i was driving away from and im 😭😭😭😭😭😭

tonight i went to a mixer party for people in my industry and it was awesome, but i got invited to an afterparty at a different bar and then instead of making job connections i ended up socializing with complete strangers at the bar. made friends with two guys: