I got a 99 sleep score last night and I feel fucking awesome today. Coincidence?

Have any of y’all thought about not posting about some dumbass musicians latest shenanigans and instead do literally anything else with your life?

Serious scrum politics in this 2nd test match. #allblacks #rugby

Up the ABs! #allblacks #nz #rugby

Doing a bunch of admin shit for one of the companies that I am the CEO of and let me just tell you it’s not as fun as it sounds.

I had a tiny tiny tiny hand in this.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2mo ago

¡Mucha suerte!
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When I was in NYC I had an appointment on Park Ave and on the way there I saw two high school girls in uniform dancing for a TikTok *in the median* and then on the way back I saw a woman in I think a “Japanese maid” outfit dancing for a TikTok in front of JPMorganChase.

Cal Bluechel@calbluechel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Brian Schmetzer was asked if Saturday night could push the #Sounders into panic. He adamantly denied panicking, but his venting of frustrations included a bizarre aside about the Timbers Army tifo:

I don't see what's so special about the Seattle raccoon, they've had Jordan Morris running around shaped like that for years

Sad Dad Bands posts are everywhere for those with eyes to see

Elderest Millennial@ebwell.bsky.social · 3mo ago

They’re just damn heavy and also I have to take them to one very specific place for a refill but in that brief, shining moment when J Tillman was still with Fleet Foxes and Death Cab were not greying at the temples those growlers were a sign of my generational coolness.

It’s currently 2pm on Wednesday and I’m drinking a latte in SFO. Which isn’t weird except that I’ve already drank a flat white, at 2pm, on Wednesday, in a cafe in Auckland.

See ya later Aotearoa. ✌️ #nz #aotearoa #auckland #chch #windywelly #nelson #hobbiton

Y’all they got Tasmanian devils!!

Devonport is cute. Had a proper Sunday roast at the little pub. #aotearoa #nz #auckland #devonport

I believe the term for this is “absolutely munted”. #aotearoa #nz

Mince and cheese pie and an oat milk flat white, like you do. #aotearoa #nz #pies

There was an earthquake in Milford Sound but I didn’t feel it in #christchurch. #nz #aotearoa

Couldn’t get a picture, but today, with my own eyes, I saw an actual live kiwi bird foraging for bugs. Never thought I’d ever see that. #nz #aotearoa #willowbank

This is not an original thought, but the extent of damage and then the incredible response and rebuild of the Christchurch earthquake is not talked about enough. What an incredible testiment to this country and its people. I’m so impressed. #christchurch #aotearoa #nz

Hung out with some locals. #aotearoa #nz

ACAB includes VAR

The land of the long white clouds. #aotearoa #nz

Came all the way to #nz to go to the AI compute store.

Double rainbow, much wow. So beautiful.

Let me tell you about my distro… #gentoo # notarchbtw #nz

Love that band.

Great first day in NZ. Haven’t had a good night sleep in like 36 hours but we’re still kicking. Fun watching all the boats in the harbor from our hotel.

Flat white game on point in Ponsonby. #nz

Practicing my Te Reo before going to Aotearoa. So far I know “Hello”, “goodbye” and New Zealand. Also… Yeah nah a flat white would be sweet as.