fighting crime and eating marmite
@twistedsoup.bsky.social
Safety nerd, travel nerd, book nerd, love nerd. Not in that order. They/them.
– good lord, Parikian, what on earth is that? – well, sir, it’s rather complicated – yes, I can see – it’s an arboreal conglomeration of small Spanish dishes such as you might find in a slow-moving creek or stream – oh fuck – yes, it’s my… – please don’t – bayou tapas tree – get out
if you have Conclave feelings, you really wanna read this omg
Arriving so very late with Starbucks, I just posted a Conclave fic I've been working on since late 2024: An old man walks into a church by imperfectcircle Vincent Benítez/Thomas Lawrence 23k archiveofourown.org/works/92042056
Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
there are many serious reasons to follow scientists on here but also for “it glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks”
There’s a species of shark called the ninja lanternshark. It glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks. It’s called ninja because the scientist who discovered it was explaining her discovery to family at Thanksgiving and then her young cousin shouted “ninjas are cool, call it the ninja shark!”
This is a genuinely incredible piece.
"In the weeks before Mom died, Dolly became my default music. 'A Coat of Many Colors' was the one I listened to the most. It made me cry. At first, the tears were for the relationship I didn’t have with Mom but wish I’d had." This was a tough one to write. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/a-coat-o...
Re last RT: For real, why on earth does anyone think we need evil capitalist apologia... OHHHH yup that's why. Good grief.
Victorian author: In my book I invented Ebenezer Scrooge as a cautionary tale. Tech Company: At long last, we have created— Sci-Fi Author: Told you, Chuck.
just what everyone wanted for the holiday season, a christmas carol adaptation for twitter debate me bros
mine was my sister, who was young at the time, earnestly telling the my dad and me that "Princess Anne's dead!"
I don’t have anything profound to say about the death of Diana. It did strike me at the time when people said that “and like the JFK assassination, you’ll always remember where you were when you heard” that for most of the British public, it would be “in the kitchen, making the first tea of the day”
my fave thing about this is realising this must be what the Coldstream Guards practice just for fun and they finally got to bust it out. incredible.
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
Damn, most people will be doing well if we manage to bring even a billionth of the joy into the world that Dolly Parton did. Wherever she is now, it had better be great.
Dolly Parton passed. I was a fan of her music, but also a fan of her as a person. Particularly her kindness. And her work on literacy. And her stance on vaccination. And animal rights. And... She used her powers for good. She wasn't perfect, but she damn sure tried to be. RIP, Dolly.
Sweet Cháa: Playful Sip
Alt: Dolly Parton sipping tea
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Some former colleagues of mine did this, and then discovered they had forgotten to enquire about the seal's holiday plans.
Marine biology fact: a seal with a satellite transmitter hat on its head is the funniest thing in the world.
#OtD 22 Aug 1893 Dorothy Parker, US writer and victim of Hollywood blacklisting, was born. Radicalised by the executions of the anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti, she later founded the Hollywood Anti-Nazi League and helped Spanish civil war orphans. stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9447...
J'adore?!
They didn't want to live in a retirement home. So these women started their own housing collective in Montreal. Maison des RebElles is a chosen family of 22 women – mostly gay, some allies – that's been flourishing for more than 30 years. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Good news: I have found a proper fun karaoke place near me! Bad news: it does a VERY good offer on free drinks including my personal favourites
I love this person so much, such goals
UK transit nerds are next level.
Rewilded land remains green amid drought-stricken English countryside, images show
Rewilded land remains green amid drought-stricken English countryside, images show
National Trust’s Holnicote estate says restored wetlands and rivers offer proof of resilience to drought, wildfires and flooding Aerial footage of an estate in Somerset has revealed the benefits of rewilding land in the face of extreme weather brought about by the climate crisis. The area of the National Trust’s Holnicote estate where rivers have been returned to their natural courses and wetlands have been restored have remained green and lush during the five heatwaves across the summer. In contrast, the surrounding countryside has become parched and brown. Continue reading...
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god if you'd told me that one day I'd witness people coming out of shops to take a proper look at the rain falling out of the sky, in ENGLAND
I just started Baldurs Gate 3, unless my friends are there too i am toast within... three, maybe four minutes?
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?
In the Renaissance people theorized, since the Aeneid is great, if you wrote poems made only of words & phrases from the Aeneid rearranged they should be great too, since a great source regurgitated should yield greatness. They produced NOTHING we still read. Thinking about that a lot lately.
i am British and i assumed the fact that i can only sing it was part of that (and possibly @justip.bsky.social 's fault?), quite reassured that this appears to be a general thing!
I took a law class in high school and our teacher asked all of us if we could recite the Preamble. We all immediately started singing it to the Schoolhouse Rock theme. She’d never heard it before and looked at us like we were all in a cult.
Today i saw a nearly total partial eclipse, while in a lake with 16 of my best people. There isnt much better than that.
ANNOUNCEMENT: All our sundials will be out of order this evening between about 6pm and 8pm, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In unrelated news, enjoy the eclipse later... Photos: Mike Selby, Annapurna Mellor, Chris Davies, John Millar