I'm something of a failed actor myself
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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB) ½ a goon and ½ a god. No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls. he/him cash app/venmo: eatyrself paypal.me/eatyrself
in France they call it Mr. Coffee too, they just pronounce it in a really mean mock-american accent
why do i have a feeling Spokane is about to sprout a new giant data center on its burn scar
he had a face like a forgotten icebox plum
QP sound like most of the bad therapists I've had, also fuck off
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15h agoGetting out creates the friction you need. Discipline starts with one small departure from the couch.
what movie has the most bone crunching
there's a new Bobby Fingers, haven't watched it yet
achieved big cornbread and overnight oats, everyone leave me alone now I worked so hard 😭
getting home sick for the smell of new jersey basement mold, and for being cold for 3 months a year
what I need is a vegan, gluten free dessert that is so easy to make but so chocolatey it might kill me
conspiracy theorists love to complain about how store bought bread never molds even after months, which is funny because they're descended from generations of people who demanded or at least wished for bread that would last for a nonth or more
Really need to make some money by the end of the month. All my 5x7 illustrations I’m doing for $50 Email or dm me if interested
Justin McElroy@thoughtographic.bsky.social · last wk.Now offering single character rpg character portrait for $60 plus shipping. (Not for commercial use or projects. Only for personal use) Email or dm me if interested.
about to go full Falling Down over this weird bland cantaloupe
absolutely fascinating watching America's idea of masculinity in its death spiral, horrifying of course, but I can't stop watching this parade of failures punching themselves in the jaw or paying to get cauliflower ears or botoxing their ballsacs and eventually turning into weird fragile giraffe men
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Can you help out my friend Bex? Or share this post?
MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass@bexmashaba.bsky.social · last wk.i was able to see the doctor today & i really need this scan (technically needed it a month ago when there were indications that the tumor had spread) please, if you can spare $1, please put it towards helping me pay for this scan. i’m willing to give up housing for this paypal.me/thelongestroad
I am so 🤬 sick of extreme heat warnings
this terrible AI ad for "final expense" insurance with a bunch of families screaming with delight like they won the lotto after (presumably) their relatives dying is an interesting choice
Schrödingers senior senator from Kentucky
gonna be so funny. if you ask right now he’s totally fine and wearing a GREAT pair of jeans in his hospital bed. tomorrow, after the special election deadline? RIP 😔
Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Economist@bixlee.bsky.social · 3d agowow i can't believe that mitch mcconnell died tomorrow
Please I am beg I need helps with 234$ more For my dental root canals I need today or has to cancel
Lilith Treah 🏳️⚧️@riveroceansea.bsky.social · 2w agoDo not let me die 🚨 black transgender woman is in danger if I do not get help I has no insulin running out of all medicines no foods I am suffer my parent disown me I has no one please friends ko-fi.com/lilith99680
yes I am something of a hacker (figured out how to turn off the child lock on the microwave)
bullying anyone I see wearing leather gloves that aren't fingerless. "ooh la la you going to a cotillion?!" etc
