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@unfortunate-snort.bsky.social
🚯 NO AI, FUCK AI 🚯 just call me Fiction || 34yo agender cryptid || tenuous artist || conservator to @jamesandthen.bsky.social || minors dni 🔞 📸 acc: @fictionsghost.bsky.social AO3/Tumblr: unfortunate-snort FFXIV OC acc: @solmagnusdottir.bsky.social
apparently our new lad needs a full-time foreman to supervise his efforts
been busy lately. cookin' up a new guy.
gym today got me feeling like that emaciated wolf from Disney's 1963 classic film, Sword in the Stone.
newest covid vax absolutely kicking my dick in. going on 24+ hours of feeling absolutely scuffed. fever, chills, aches, and pretty gnarly fatigue. worse than the 2024 vax. worth it tho to not play Russian Roulette on whether i'm gonna die when some unmasked drongo open-mouthed coughs in my vicinity
days since we had to call the cops about an incident with the fuckass storage units we live behind: 0
This is a dnd thread now. "Meth is the breakfast of champions" - @unfortunate-snort.bsky.social
my mom showed me RHPS when i was 13. she practically held me down and forced me to watch it (because i was an edgy teen who was Too Cool for my mom's interest) but she said i at least had to watch until Tim Curry came on screen (because i was, and am, obsessed with him)
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
LRP: that entire threat is a very good source of information & insight. i've had SI and clinical depression my entire life. they're just things i was born with, and they're things i will die with. both are resistant to meds & often made worse, so i've just learned to co-exist. (cont. in replies)
TW: Suicide If you tell people you have SI, many are likely to suggest you call 988 or text the suicide lifeline. These are good resources *if you need to be kept physically safe;* they are not as helpful if your ideations are passive. Allow me to share some things that have helped me. /1
i hear it is a day for black cats......everyone look at my son
drawing Sollilja on my new tablet makes me feel like da Vinci painting that portrait of Danielle, at the end of Ever After.
so i have these 3 brushes in Clip Studio that i call my "bread & butter" brushes, cause i used them for everything & they're my favs. they stopped working when i was gifted the tablet i've been using the last 4ish years. finally got my 24 Artist Pro set up... and they work again. screaming & crying
scored a relatively rare kind of ramen at the convenience store today and when we took it to the counter it rang up at THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS A PACK. the poor clerk was so befuddled and apologetic but it made my week tbh. imagine explaining $9k gas station ramen to the bank
S-tier cinematic reveal in dnd today, smash cut between our twin tieflings discovering three murder victims are ALL PEOPLE WE'VE SPOKEN TO, including a moon priestess.....and me and @unfortunate-snort.bsky.social sitting in that very same moon church at that very same moment, suddenly smelling blood
Bunch of ticket c*mmissions that I don't think I've posted! Thank you all for trusting me with your babies ♥
` How the gentle wind, beckons through the leaves, as autumn colors fall. Dancing in a swirl, of golden memories, the loveliest lies of all. ` [[ Sul & Sol ]] #OCs #OriginalCharacters
the smoke from the Oregon fires has blown down into my town & all i can think about is being displaced by the Caldor fire, being out of work, being unable to leave the house, but unable to escape the smoke even with the doors/windows sealed. and how red the sun was. almost five years to the day.
[[ August 6th, 2021 ]] the sun burned red with hatred for two months.
also my new tablet arrived today :))) however, it is too big to fit on my desk alongside my 40 inch monitor. HOWEVER, i am always playing 4D chess at all times, and already ordered a second desk months ago. i have simply been lazy about assembling it, until now.