doin some fruity space paintings for work hehe

i’m no longer on twt but this still applies btw

Hali ✨🔞 (THEY/THEM)@birdpuss.bsky.social · last yr.

i said this on twt recently but i’ll reiterate it here too: i am pro-creating whatever the fuck you want because it’s all fictional and has no bearing on your real life morals “but what about—“ yes, even whatever horribly fucked up thing you’re thinking of

oh no. my wife.

can’t blitz like. unhinge. his jaw. imagine he do dat to. eat stolas’ pussy.

not even in a humble brag way, just facts, i’m pretty sure i dislocated my jaw eating pussy eds is fun

“oh, what’s it REALLY like dealing with OCD?” everyone that hasn’t responded to me yet today is dead

working on mondays should be illegal

Me literally any time I talk to anyone ever 😂🫠

Netflix is the same company that thinks people want shows that are actually 8-10 hour movies, which get released on the same day 🙃 Several of their competitors have realised they're wrong & are creating successful fandoms for their shows, while Netflix fails to do the same 🧐

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 3d ago

Last year, Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos said releasing movies in theaters was “an outdated idea,” saying people wanted to watch films from home. Fast forward to today, theaters have delivered the biggest weekend in global box office history.

Can I help you? #helluvaboss

i need to write demon porn

cleaning up storage. found this silly doodle

gently pushing this out bc they’re continuing to cut my hours at work & it’s getting hard to keep up w bills 🙃 (still struggling with words, but if ur interested in a comm feel free to message me to talk about it, i am down to take them if it vibes w me!) ko-fi.com/pipsqueakpar...

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anyone else start feeling like they don’t exist sometimes?? maybe it’s cause i stayed in bed until noon cuddling fiona & haven’t talked to a human yet… but i am feeling non-corporeal

gently pushing this out bc they’re continuing to cut my hours at work & it’s getting hard to keep up w bills 🙃 (still struggling with words, but if ur interested in a comm feel free to message me to talk about it, i am down to take them if it vibes w me!) ko-fi.com/pipsqueakpar...

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people really be out here making theme weeks for a n y t h i n g huh

Day 6: Biting/Teeth #HellaEroguro2026

i should write a stolitz spider-man au

forgot i took an edible. smoked a bowl. edible is now hitting. good news? just sat down in the theater to see spider man.

ok i actually will not be writing any taako/kravitz fic yet… but i am considering doing something with one of my fics, maybe illustrating some pieces & putting it together (w maybe an extra exclusive bit?) as like. an ebook or smt.

#1 whorse girl 🐎❤️‍🔥

i just finished TAZ story & song and it made me cry so hard and also there is so little stopping me from writing taako/kravitz fic

the stars really be coming for my ass, huh? each of these felt like a soft kick in the chest 😂 how did they address every single intrusive thought of the morning?

Get to know your oomfs! Name: seb, sebby, sebarino, sebiathan, bas Age: 30 Zodiac Sign: aqua☀️ pisces🌕 pisces⬆️ (k!ll me) Birthday: 1/23 Fav Musical Artists: ur fav artist’s fav artist Country: ❌ Dream Job: house pet Fav Colour: 💚 Fav Season: halloween 👻💀 Birth Year: 1996 wahoo!

Mistbored 🌙💜@mistbored.bsky.social · last wk.

Get to know your oomfs! Name: Mist Age: 36 Zodiac Sign: basic bitch Birthday: Dec 13 Fav Musical Artists: anything I can cry to Country: united states of cyclospora Dream Job: cat Fav Colour: millennial pink Fav Season: pumpkin spice latte Birth Year: 1989 did I do it right?

love thinking about Stolas being so eloquent and literary, loving words, loving poetry, loving language — and also loving Blitzø who invents new profanity every hour, who invents new spellings for every word, who seems crass and illiterate but has such a way with words that Stolas swoons

Icyago comic pt 2. made by @shinaratani.bsky.social 🔞 I guess you could say the Blueberry Icee is mixing well with the cherry!! 🍒 🦜 #Icyago #Nsfw #Vassago #Andrealphus #Helluvaboss

fuck it. skeletizes ur stolas

this is a great week — tomorrow we’re gonna see Hadestown, then Thursday we’re gonna see Spider-man — & Sunday I’ll have a second date~ AND THEN NEXT WEEK IS MY SCRIPT READING