just ate a scotcharoo for the first time. thank you kansas for my life
clark kent! 🌽🧁
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The most legenDAIRY birthday gift ever! thank you for coming @maudcast.bsky.social . you moooo-ve me!!! 🐮❤️
happy birthday @smallvillecrows96.bsky.social i'd type a big sappy post about how awesome you are but im posting this while sitting next to you on a plane. so ill just tell you in person. here's to another year, big guy
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doctor said i need more potassium. so we got bananas on DECK. good FUCKING morning guys.
Stop calling employer healthcare a benefit. If you can’t quit without losing your doctor, it’s a leash.
