home sweet home. kansas treated me real good, but i did really miss waking up to dudes urinating in front of my apartment. can't beat the big city baybee.
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ADULTS ONLY!!! we jack off on company time.
just ate a scotcharoo for the first time. thank you kansas for my life
The most legenDAIRY birthday gift ever! thank you for coming @maudcast.bsky.social . you moooo-ve me!!! 🐮❤️
happy birthday @smallvillecrows96.bsky.social i'd type a big sappy post about how awesome you are but im posting this while sitting next to you on a plane. so ill just tell you in person. here's to another year, big guy
HOW I CHOOSE TO COPE WITH THIS EVENT IS BETWEEN ME AND YOUR SISTER. SUCK MY DICK!!
Chaz@chazzycakes.bsky.social · 2mo ago@maudcast.bsky.social CAN YOU STOP FUCKING MY SISTER WE HAVE THIN FUCKING WALLS IDC ABOUT THE KOREAN PLACE PLEASE I DIDNT GET ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT 😭
😐😐 interdimensional chimpanzees just fucking blew up my favorite korean chicken spot. where else am i gonna get my yangnyeom bro. they don't sell that shit at popeyes. fuck my stupid chungus life
im officially sick of eating bananas. why are they so hairy why do bananas have pubes. can i get my potassium in any other way. is there potassium in fried chicken. is there potassium in cum.
mauddddd@maudcast.bsky.social · 2mo agodoctor said i need more potassium. so we got bananas on DECK. good FUCKING morning guys.
@maudcast.bsky.social IVE NEVER MOVED SO FAST IN MY LIFE. 😳
my neighbors cant stop having sex at five in the fucking morning. assholes. if ur gonna keep me up at least invite me to join. the fuck is wrong with people
thanks for 2000 followers. not sure i can get you guys 2000 orgasms with my current health insurance but i appreciate it regardless.
doctor said i need more potassium. so we got bananas on DECK. good FUCKING morning guys.
And yet I'm the one who's the succubus... 😳 Mod: @maudcast.bsky.social
thanks for 1000 followers. to celebrate i will have 1000 orgasms. starting right now.
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