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MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 5h ago

JUST IN: Trump is scrambling to stop the BBC from digging into the finances of his business empire after a judge ordered him to hand over records in his $10B defamation lawsuit against the network.

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Breaking: Space X rocket crashes into a warehouse in Area 51

Historic Moon Landing: Astronauts and American Flag

ALT: Historic Moon Landing: Astronauts and American Flag

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Breaking: Clangers to declare War on Elon Musk…

Clangers Waving Goodbye

Alt: Clangers Waving Goodbye to Elon Musk after unprovoked rocket attack on Moon

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Good 👍 RTÉ News: Brittany Ferries to cease live animal exports as IFA raises concerns with minister www.rte.ie/news/ireland...

Brittany Ferries to cease live animal exports

Brittany Ferries will cease live animal exports to France from next month, a decision that has raised concern with the Irish Farmers Association.

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I just can’t believe we’re seeing this sort of stuff from a sitting MP Just want to say to British Somalis that you are loved and I’m so, sorry this is happening.

Breaking: Clangers to declare War on Elon Musk…

Clangers Waving Goodbye

Alt: Clangers Waving Goodbye to Elon Musk after unprovoked rocket attack on Moon

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The US has now used up 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during the Iran war, Reuters World News reports.

Course you would, “love”… And Brexit will suddenly be amazing. And climate change will go away. And Trump will give us the bestest trade deal ever. And voters will love you for scrapping their rights, to please your moneyed mates… Now, pipe down and focus on your upcoming fight with a bin.

The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.

Apparently, on Christian album covers in the ’60s, the only thing worse than the hair was the obliviousness to the lewd double entendres.

Hmmmm… Will RichardTice now be calling a by-election in his constituency so he can fight against a bin? 🤔

From today, EU citizens have a legal right to know when they're talking to a bot or looking at a deepfake, backed by fines of up to €15m. Thanks to Brexit, we're missing out on this protection.

"I said it's a bold move by Reform to use the Navy to return migrants. What did I say Roy?" "You said it's an unworkable load of bollocks designed to win back some racist numbskulls from Rupert Lowe and distract attention from Farage's £5m bung"

And here it is for Dumb Bastards 👇🏽

RTÉ News: New EU rules on AI deepfakes and chatbots www.rte.ie/news/ireland...

New EU rules on AI deepfakes and chatbots

Deepfakes and other AI-generated content must be labelled under new EU rules on artificial intelligence, which come into force today.

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I don’t want a written constitution. If it’s not written by philosophers and creatives it’ll be shit - five hundred pages of turgid nonsense Frankensteined by bureaucrats.

Devolution plans strengthen case for written UK constitution, says Burnham

PM argues for codified model of decentralisation that would fundamentally change centuries-old workings of state

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RTÉ News: US to hold off on fresh Iran attack in hope of quick deal, says Trump www.rte.ie/news/middle-...

Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report

ALT: Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report

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Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy

An explosion at Moscow's luxury Balzi Rossi restaurant. Early reports say at least three people were killed and several others injured. Russian Telegram channels say the restaurant was closed to the public for the birthday of Russian general Aleksandr Chayko, commander of Russia's aerospace forces.

Chances

Bruno J. Navarro@brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 4d ago

A far-right thug who performed Nazi salutes at a "protect women and children protest" has been exposed as a serial stalker and abuser.

Separated at birth….

BMG Research Westminster poll. Reform in freefall. LAB: 28% (+5) RFM: 23% (-4) CON: 20% (=) LDM: 10% (-1) GRN: 10% (-3) SNP: 3% (=)

“The Third World War is already underway, has been for a while, but remains unrecognised because it doesn’t follow the patterns we know.”

The Third World War Is Here

And it's not what you think

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The Odyssey merch is getting out of hand

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 6d ago

Sainsbury's to sell Argos for £120m

Morning Bluesky.

Sometimes you have to count your blessings. Orban's out, the Tate twats are back in clink, Farage has shit the bed & Infantino could very well be circling the drain. It's not all terrible.

The Caribbean, Indian and African RAF pilots of WW2 #Reform #Restore #Farage share.google/q4t3JV7399gE...

The Caribbean, Indian and African RAF pilots of WW2

The contributions of black and Asian RAF pilots during the WW2 are often overlooked

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Tell the UK Government to Ban Bottom Trawling in Protected Waters Help us kick bottom trawling out of UK marine protected areas for good by sending a message directly to the people in power. Act now to save our seas! banbottomtrawling.oceanauk.justpost.cards

Tell the UK Government to Ban Bottom Trawling in Protected Waters

Help us kick bottom trawling out of UK marine protected areas for good by sending a message directly to the people in power. Act now to save our seas!

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