ThatGuyGerald

@thatguygerald.bsky.social

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Conversation had with my coworker: Me: Do you know why birds have hollow bones? Coworker: uhhh no? M: What do you think is the most logical reason for hollow bones? CW: They’re lighter and fly better? M: You’d think?! But no, they breathe through them. CW: Making them a living woodwind instrument.

Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow: George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.

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hey. a very unfortunate and upsetting thing happened to me this week, and talking about it publicly comes at a great personal cost so if you could take the time to read it, it would mean a lot tldr: wotc pulled the ad i made on all platforms due to the comments said ad received

We're back on Tarkir and I am back on Game Knights, baby! You don't want to miss this episode!

The Command Zone@commandcast.bsky.social · 2y ago

Brace yourselves Commander fans; a storm is coming, and it’s full of DRAGONS! @tolariancommunitycollege.com & @aliasv.bsky.social soar into battle for an epic clash of clans using the new cards from #MTGTarkir. Don't miss this fiery game of big wings and even bigger swings: youtu.be/-biWuhZQBs0

IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE PRECONS WE PLAYED, REPOST THIS POST! We're giving them away inside a @gamegenic.com CARDS LAIR PRO 1000+ CONVERTIBLE! We'll pick a winner on Monday, March 31 at 12pm CT. Must follow us and @gamegenic.com to qualify.

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The Spike Feeders@spikefeeders.com · 2y ago

#mtgtarkir is here! We've got the precons and we're smashing them into each other WITH GUESTS! Jerry on Shiko and Narset @ifycomedy.com on Felothar @jimtsf.bsky.social on Ureni @goberthicks.bsky.social on Kotis www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTYx...