you have no idea how quickly my heart rate soared when I saw these on Depop and they were my size

Was really upset that a shirt I really wanted on Depop never got shipped (I got refunded but I really wanted that shirt.) I was frustrated and went to check the sellers activity to see if they had even been active recently……… ……… The bio said she was in hospice care 💀

Reinstalled bsky and tumblr on my phone since I think I can trust myself to just not look at it now. Being on here is draining, but I also get fomo from being away. I still have self imposed limits for screen time though

doctor! patient is dying! we need to inject 100ccs of liquid PuSSY

as of right now i'm allowing myself 15-30 minutes of social media time per day between 6-8pm, and never on my phone, only on my desktop or laptop. i might also go online momentarily to post art during other hours of the day but not stick around

Just popping in to say that deleting these fucking apps off my phone and just not looking at social media at all has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m actually getting up and doing things. Im way happier and surprisingly less bored. I started reading again.

I made this post on tumblr and someone replied with this. And I am like, about to punch the fucking drywall. I am FUMING. Those are literally not even remotely the same. How fucking dare you even bring this up on my dead serious post. I’m deleting social media from my phone for a while I’m so done

oh my god dude shut up nobody cares. Go back to drawing rat dick.

I also realized that I’m already pretty fulfilled just making my own creations. I don’t need a plush of The Character because I can make infinite comics and pictures of The Character with far less environmental impact and human suffering

I just want to say when I complain about overconsumption and buying merch, it’s not my intent to make anyone feel shame for doing that. I’m not going to side eye you for buying something that brings you joy. It’s just something that makes me specifically feel uncomfortable to indulge in

Patients stop trying to look at my monitor with people’s private health care information on it challenge Difficulty: impossible

We were on the topic of what our type was and I said I liked pathetic men and my coworkers like, could not comprehend this for some reason. They could not imagine why I would want to be with someone who isn’t tall and suave and socially charming

why is Noisette even with that ugly beast she should be with a real man like me

Noisette is like the best character to exist in all media ever

Being a maximalist who is trying to cut down on collecting useless junk is hard but thank god second life has me in my time of need. I can be as maximalist as I want provided I have the land impact for it

junk and over consumption and landfills and plastic and trash and blind boxes and shein and temu and plushies built in sweatshops and ads and ads and ads and ads

are you pulling my leg? Are you yanking my chain? Are you jerking me to completion?

Got toothpaste on my dress this morning and didn’t notice it until just now while I’m already at work and patients have already seen me 🗿

"Too Shy to Say Hi", an 8-page zine intended for riso printing. Office Girl Fail and Big Booby Butch meet 🙂💕 😥

What the fuck am I ordering on Amazon to make them suggest this to me

Just call me Willy’s Wonka

I usually like to get to work 10-15 minutes early, but I was running a little behind today and got here exactly on time instead. And I am still the first and only person here. I don’t think I’ve ever had a job where people arrive on time for their shift

I bent my neck weirdly the other day and felt immediate pain in my brain when it happened. And a few days later I’m still feeling residual pain from it. And I’m just trying to not think about it its fine I’m fine I’m sure its nothing

Throat is a little sore and scratchy I swear to god I will be so fucking mad if I get sick

If I could be mushy for just one moment: MV spiraling so hard mentally but I’m there for him to cling to and I take care of him and comfort him and hold him and reassure him. And it helps, it helps him calm down. I’m the only one able to calm him down when his brain is yelling at him 💕💕💕

( ANYONE BEING PENETRATED WHETHER ANALY, VAGINALY, OR CLOACALY, ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF BEING DOMINANT )

oh no he fell!!!

Max suggested the mental image of QJ in a gimp suit version of his outfit and I thought it was really funny so I made this

yeah

It’s hard for me to be open about finding things sexy or posting about sexy things because sex and attraction are inherently weird. Its weird that we fixate on specific body parts and worship them. Thats not at all a bad thing, mind you. But it’s hell for me who developed a complex about being weird