Watch mojos top ten penis incidents

My stupid cat hates when I shave his knots off of him and I was getting one on his chest and he squirmed around and put his face right in front of the clippers. He didn’t get hurt but now he’s missing 1/3 his whiskers. Idiot.

Csp….. I owe you my life..:.: I owe you my kidney…;.. I owe you my first born…/..

Did you know csp has an auto shade function? It’s not perfect, but it provides a great starting off point

MV has an incredibly veiny dick. But I don’t mean bulging veins. I mean his skin looks translucent there, it looks disgusting, just blue and purple vines covering it

Trying to study slight/shadow on different textured surfaces with different glossy levels. Can’t find good online resources/references. Just make them myself in blender.

Go on the csp asset store and search for poses. Filter search so you only see the free ones.

oh no he fell!!!

oh no he fell!!!

All day yesterday I was deep in the maladaptive day dreaming thinking about fucking good ending MV

I need to fuck them both at the same time

My roommates cat scratched me a few months ago and it barely even broke the skin but for some reason left a huge scar behind. And it’s literally a big slash right below my wrist so I just looks like a sh scar which is annoying

Literally the only perk to being crazy is that I’ll never have to do jury duty

Sometimes my boyfriend will be trying to reason with someone on discord over some stupid thing and he’ll vent to me about how nothing he’s doing is working. And then I’ll scroll through their interaction briefly and be like “Max this person is delusional. They are literally having a delusion.”

I don’t even live in Michigan anymore and I keep getting sent political surveys leave me alone!!!!

playing with him

Max suggested the mental image of QJ in a gimp suit version of his outfit and I thought it was really funny so I made this

Oh he’s starving!

Me, knowing full well caffeine does not wake me up or energize me: “perhaps if I drink the Mountain Dew I will feel awake and energized!”

My boss ordered catering for us at work today and it was from a stir fry place. She also ordered two big tubs of salad and it looked soooo fucking good. Hard boiled egg, avocado, cherry tomatoes, bacon, chicken, and lettuce! But when I took a bite…. IT HAD BLUE CHEESE IN IT! Ruining a PERFECT salad!

Thought I was hallucinating because I was hearing the lost woods bgm from OOT very faintly. I look around to try to find the source and one of our patients escorts, a like 70 year old dude, is playing a 3DS in reception. You’re never too old to game!

I should look for more sustainable materials I can make art with instead of

I guess clothing is a little different because that’s more likely to be sent to a thrift store and picked up by someone else. But even so I’d rather only get things second hand from now on

I’ve become so disillusioned with merch and stuff. It’s just more plastic built with overseas slave labor that I probably won’t want 5 years from now anyway. I’m starting to feel the same way about clothes too

Every single stupid social app on my phone: “your notifications are turned off 🥺 would you like to turn them on? 👉👈” I would rather shoot myself in the head

There’s an episode where MV writes a story where he absorbs so much energy he grows huge and I want him to gently pick me up and sniff me with his snoot

<- guy who is really into tit sucking but not at all into lactation

I like to draw on a big canvas and don’t like cropping it down while the art is still in progress. Lately what I’ve been doing is blocking out where I want to crop later with the square tool. So when I eventually go to crop it, it has this black border around it

Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd

Genuinely asking for peoples opinions on this: one of my kinks is macro/micro. It is attractive to me. However it also also just cute to me as well. It’s not something that I am necessarily getting hard to, more so just an ideal scenario for sexy things to happen. My question is!!!!!-