"Ash, stop making new characters and actually work on Radio Star!! You've procrastinated yourself out of relevancy!! PLEASE" hehe, her name is Cocoa :)

I've been seeing that mydialect map thing going around that determines what region your dialect is from which looks fun, but I'm so so skeptical of those things nowadays

Me: Ahh autumn is here 😌 "But we still have a few more weeks unti-" Me: AUTUMN IS HERE!

My biggest life tip is that if a recipe calls for tomato paste and sugar, you can just use ketchup and it'll be fine

You're invited to the pool party! Please RSVP :) Chill vibes ofc, but we do have a dress requirement. Don't worry, we'll make sure you're ready. You're coming of course, right? Disclaimer: by RSVPing you agree to be transfigured into a toy for aquatic recreation purposes. ko-fi.com/c/730c5eb326

Three yinglets, noodle limbs a tangled, feeling rather snuggly and affectionate 👀 💜 Commission for @rejax.bsky.social @jarylan.bsky.social @razeyinglet.bsky.social Adorable critters

I hate popcorn, unless of course I'm going to a movie with someone who orders popcorn and asks if I want a little bit of popcorn, in which case I'll eat roughly half the popcorn

Who would win, a dazzling nighttime spectacle caused by two celestial bodies lining up in such a way that creates an amazing and unique light show, or a stinky cloud?

I feel like we need more baseball movies

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

I have joined the worm crew! Thank you @pinksphinx.art for turning me into a worm!!

Ash (MAW, probably)@pinksphinx.art · 3w ago

Do you need to test everyone's love for you?? Might I suggest the tried and true method of becoming a ✨ WORM? ✨ Give squiggly life a try! You too can find out just how much people love you, or show others how much you love them by turning them into the worm! 🪱 ko-fi.com/c/8e69ad918b Squirm on! ✌️

It's hard for me to use Bluesky on this account because I never wanna talk about what's going on in my personal life, where I'm living, etc. on a public platform. I usually just end up replying and liking posts instead

Looking at internships rn, you're telling me I gotta write a cover letter and provide references for an unpaid position??

Felt old today after seeing Ratatouille in the "Retro Classics" section of the video rental store 😔

Wearing my "I survived yet another Bluesky vibecode incident and all I got was not enough resources" t-shirt today

I think Bluesky's servers are shitting the bed again

Does anyone else put in random cook times and power levels when microwaving food based on vibes? I'll put two hot dogs in and be like "hmm I'm feeling 53 seconds on 60% power today"

I had a dream last night where I threw up and woke up from it with an actual dry heave, absolutely hated it

One day I'll learn how to play Free Cell, today isn't that day though

Hello critters! Three of my roommates have had to back out for Megaplex, so we’re trying to fill at least two of those spots in the main hotel. 💕 please hmu here or telegram if you’re interested! (Alternatively, if anyone has a spot in their situation, I’d be beyond stoked)

I had a dream where I won $6,000 in quarters on a broken casino machine, then scooped it all in my pockets and left before they knew something was wrong. After I woke up I wanted to know how much $6,000 in quarters would weigh, and it's 300 pounds, and I just carried that shit out in my pockets

Thank you all for 1k followers! I am doing a full body flat color as thank you! To enter you must 1. Follow me (new followers welcome!) 2. Like this post 3. Repost this post (NOT a quote repost) That's all! You don't need to post a ref if you don't wanna. Furry/anthro characters only! Examples:

I'm visiting Seattle, you can tell I'm in Seattle because of the walkable infrastructure

When you make dinner but there're no good YouTube videos in your subscriptions to watch (you watched all of them earlier in the background)

*long drag from a cigarette* I have got to get more whimsical

Embarrassed and furious that many Dodgers are at the White House right now. It’s a stab in the back to Los Angeles and their fanbase. Their ownership group should know better. Shame on them. Credit to Mookie and Kiké for opting out.